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djsprite.bsky.social
im currently comatose in a new bugatti
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Smoke green crack out of my penor, you must

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Slop of the day (no kings only wings)

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Slop of the day

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

My fatass thought these were nitrous

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Slop of the day

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Tried the new kratom infused latte at Starbucks #NotImpressed

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Slop of the day

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At the midgar hybrid Popeyes/checkers/dunkin

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

yeah so its like silent hill but instead of your darkest psychological fears and sins it uses your cookies data to make monsters directly market to you products related to your internet searches

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Slop of the day

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

imagine making ur gamertag "baba yaga" just to have a 0.68 K/D

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

i be building a setup like this just to play Gorn

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

submitted 8681 days ago • 101 comments

Slop of the day

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

yeah so like we're turning insulin into a speculative market it'll be like counter strike

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Surely the wish will work this time

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

call this shit the grok market the way uuuhhhh i dont know man haha this shit sucks

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah bro here's the new mario you tryna mortgage that?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

yeah dude its not like jumpscare horror this indie horror game is cerebral bro its really out there its not like low-brow horror its like cerebral

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely fucking leave me alone man

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

They should let me Uber Eats a gun

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

It fucking happened again man

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Bro what the fuck is this

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

@barackobama.bsky.social do u like any Suda51 games I think you'd enjoy the silver case

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

had a hot honey, pepperoni, and artichoke pizza slice.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

shawty had the apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. whole club aint give a fuck bout it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

if thats the case imma start referring to my desk drawer as the missile silo

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Outer Wilds fan talking about Popeyes: yeah don't look anything up about it just get the sandwich, I can't tell you what's on it but it changed my life just get it

submitted 92 days ago • 3 comments

ok so like if by the exceptionally small chance there is a societal collapse in america i want to be a warlord in Manhattan and i'll pick 4 other people to crown as warlord for the other boroughs and if you want to get to me you have to defeat them first it'll be like shadow of mordor.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Do NOT get what they're calling a "magic burger" from this place. Just threw up all over myself

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

"no country for old men" dude its like over half the fuckin cast

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

im on to something.....

submitted 101 days ago • 2 comments

new york weed is awesome when i went to canada it was like "citrus dream 🥰" and "lazy sundae 😝" and here its like yeah can i get a pack of bin laden OG and a purple urkel

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Do u have to watch the other Mickeys to get Mickey 17 or can I just go into it blind

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

i see a lot of "businessmen" posing on here, but i hope all of them see now they can't get close to the level i operate. while you're down 1.9%, I'm up 1.9X profit. this shit is nothing to me.

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

just drank ten of these i feel like crash bandicoot

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evil Chance the Rapper: AAAAAHHHH! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

There's been a mistake, this is not a joke. Kraven the Hunter, you guys won best picture

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

does anyone know how to get this into a thc cart

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

dude i just played the demo for Total Chaos and I think it might be the game I'm looking forward to the most now, check this shit out store.steampowered.com/app/2208350/...

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

people should really start seeing gangstalking as like a teambuilding exercise

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment