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dkaustin.bsky.social
Loves writing spiritual warfare #fiction. #Indie #author trying to be too perfect. 😵‍💫 Binges Sunbelt Bakery bars. #Musician and singer but can't sing. Needs to slow down. A #writer but not a reader. 🥴 Embarrassed to pass gas. Wannabe #filmmaker.
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@earthlingbeta.bsky.social Thanks for the follow. ❤️ Wanna hear a reader's joke? You're an avid READER? How did you know I was LYING? Oh, you READ the FICTION in my eyes 🤣🤣😂😆 Hope that brightens your day. #WritingCommunity #Funny #Joke #Pun #Laugh

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@inventingreality.bsky.social @wendilindenmuth.bsky.social and the somebody I can't see for some reason: Thanks for smash-whacking that follow button! ❤️

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My neighbor raised his wooden FENCE higher. I guess he wanted to PICKET UP 😂😂😆😆🤣🤣 #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthor #Laugh #Funny #Joke

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Gee, that employer went bankruptcy and lowered his company's FLAG yesterday, what happened? Oh I forgot, he was HALF-STAFFED 🤣😂😂🤣😆 I couldn't get that one to work 🤣 it doesn't pack a punch to me. #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthor #Joke #Funny #Laugh

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Did you know PINEAPPLES fall from the sky? Just call it a TROPICAL STORM 😂😂🤣🤣 #WritingCommunity #Joke #Laugh #Funny #IndieAuthor

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I have some more jokes... What do you call a heat wave in TEXAS? TEXAS TOAST 🤣😂😆😆 #WritingCommuniy #IndieAuthor #Joke #Laugh #Funny

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Do you want to hear about the man who stored a hundred BANANAS in his closet? Oh nevermind, the story is CRAZY. 😂🤣😆😵‍💫😎 Haha. Another joke that's not funny. 🤣 #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthor #Joke #Funny #Laugh

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Have you heard about the man who choked on his BREAD? He soon realized he couldn't drink a TOAST 😂🤣😆😉😎 #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthor #Joke #Laugh #Funny

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I've recently thought of a joke. Why should you take BREAD and PEANUT BUTTER on a road trip? In case you run into some traffic JAM 😆🤣😂 #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthor #Joke #Funny #Laugh

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Wage: World of Lies is available on B&N, Google Play, Kobo, Smashwords, and Apple--free for a limited time. #WritingCommunity #ReadingCommunity #BookSky #IndieAuthor #BskyWriters #BskyReaders #Fiction

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Thank you @xbubblyaleysa.bsky.social & @luraellen.bsky.social for spankin that follow button! ❤️

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This is the enemy hovercraft shooting at Dawn. I added the muzzle flashes and the gun barrels with photo editing . . .okay, I'm kinda proud about that. 😁😏 #WritingCommunity #BookSky #Bskywriters #BskyReaders #ReadingCommunity #IndieAuthor #Art

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In real life, this is like our prayers and our faith. When you decide that you are too special in God’s sight to deserve suicide, you are putting your faith in God’s grace, and the devil doesn’t like it. Wage. Afterword. #WritingCommunity #BookSky #BskyReaders #ReadingCommunity #IndieAuthor

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“Despite the heated phone calls—good day one and all. Come inside. Make yourself at home. And for peace’s sake,” he looked at Kathy, “try to keep things under control.” Wage. Chapter 30. #WritingCommunity #BookSky #Bskywriters #BskyReaders #ReadingCommunity #IndieAuthor

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Tomorrow marks the end of the Wage #serial on #Wattpad. It's going to stay on there for free until May 1st. I've changed the title to Wage: World of lies--I think it serves the #story better. Read it here: www.wattpad.com/story/387645... #WritingCommunity #ReadingCommunity #IndieAuthor #BookSky

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Being bored is boring, but somehow I don't feel like doing anything but being bored. What a paradox. 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Anyway, let's get editing. 📖 #WritingCommunity #BookSky #BskyAuthor #IndieAuthor #AmEditing #Fiction #Books #Novel #Funny #Author #Bored #Editing #Writing #AuthorSky

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She heard smacking. Hard smacking. Whatever he was eating must have been delightful. Dawn stole a peek but twitched and turned her eyes away. Yuck! Who eats bananas and ketchup? Wage. Chapter 20. #WritingCommunity #BookSky #ReadingCommunity #IndieAuthor #Wattpad #Novel #BskyAuthor #BskyReaders

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The mysterious muscle car Dawn saw sitting in the parking lot. 😏 #WritingCommunity #ReadingCommunity #IndieAuthor #BookSky #BskyAuthor #BskyReaders #Fiction

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“I feel like crying,” Dawn softly said. Gideon shrugged. “Okay. Not long now.” “I can only imagine what this place used to be like before . . .” “Before what?” Yeah, Dawn didn’t know any history about Mindverse, so what was she talking about? “Before . . . Satan took it over.” #WritingCommunity

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Snow Dancing Failed, lol 😵‍💫🥴😂 #WritingCommunity #Snow #Winter #Funny #Fail #Comedy #Laugh #Dance #Dancing

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Thank you @inventingreality.bsky.social & @djdoherty.bsky.social for smashing that follow button ❤️

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That's a bit too big to throw 🤣❄️🤣 #georgia #snow

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Out here in the rare Georgia snow with my novelist sweater. ❄️ Cold. Freezing cold. I've heard that passing gas is supposed to help warm up, alternative to hot chocolate. 😉 Trust me. #georgia #snow #writingcommunity #sweater

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Snowman or snow goop? ❤️🥴🤣❄️ #Georgia #GeorgiaSnow #Snow #Snowman #Funny #Freezing #WritingCommunity

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