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The Texas vs Arizona State game is doing a double “let’s do this game differently” TV broadcast. No announcers and no side camera angles, only from the ends. It’s truly horrible. Check it out!

I saw this afternoon that my college football team had a good lead and appeared to be easily winning the game, so I thought I’d watch it. The other team immediately got their best field possession of the game and scored. Then a couple of possessions later appeared ready to score again.

Second Stage xkcd.com/3018

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I bought some grapes with seeds by accident and am stuck digging two or three seeds out of every grape. In between bouts of righteous fury I wonder, how in the hell is there a market for these? There are people that prefer seeds? Madness!

My middle school aged girls get emails from their teachers letting them know assignments are late, what the grades on them are, etc. As this is their first foray in to the world of email it’s good to see that they’ll develop their hatred of email right from the start.

Watching a little Germany vs Japan Olympic basketball, and I have to give a slight edge to the Japanese team to actually looking to be somewhat Japanese.

I hear you’re supposed to read the article before you send it to others. Maybe next time.

It’s the Best Cheap Beer in America™

Team USA just took Pakistan to the equivalent of overtime in the cricket World Cup (there is a cricket World Cup) and the coverage is everything I want it to be

Saw a cybertruck in person for the third time today. Each time I’ve been struck anew by how modern, unique and incredibly stupid they look.

This is the most annoying fucking thing I've ever seen

This is incredible. youtu.be/vfCsQc90PQ8?...

Today’s F Minus.

Pearls Before Swine.

Too rich for words.

I wrapped my cat in aluminum foil so government spy satellites cannot monitor when I kiss him on the lips

Jesus: “and do you see where there is just one set of footprints?” Me: *nods* Jesus: “It was then that I injured my back carrying you. So I called Attorney Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer, and he thinks I may be entitled to compensation”

Dog date

They say being tall can’t be your entire personality but that’s just something a short person would say

if the coffin fits you must obit

New enby hairstyle just dropped

Me, an astronaut: 🎶This is Major Tom to Grou— Ground Control: Stop it.