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iconic parts of Los Angeles might just be completely gone when this is finally over

This is the kind of analysis you just can’t get on Bluesky

YOUR COLOR OF THE YEAR FOR 2025 IS SHIT BROWN, WHICH MATCHES THE ZEITGEIST PERFECTLY. EXCELLENT CHOICE.

due to a miscommunication with the product team this will be this year’s Bluesky Wrap

OK sports fans, so this is my last bulletin for my position at @losangelestimes.bsky.social. I resigned yesterday in protest of the paper's and owner's cozying up to Trump. Here's my explanation on my substack, where I hope you will follow me going forward. harrylitman.substack.com/p/why-i-just...

This is disgusting. She's whining about "identity politics" when Trump is poised to persecute millions of people on the basis of identity.

oh oh — OFFICE OF INSPECTOR GENITAL (sorry not sorry)

Make sure your echo chamber has nice soft sound proofing, preferably made of material that has no idea shitty anti-trans ideas even exist. The material pictured here doesn’t even know what gender is

Plus real ones know abt Alf hog

I was gonna say right wingers should be charged money to be on here as a deterrent but then i remembered they enjoy paying for websites that normal people use for free

I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.

Here’s the moment Alex Jones called Steve Bannon live on air after the Onion announced it bought Infowars. Bannon — who didn’t know he was live — said “what the fuck is this story” lmaoooo

Have you met the Bluesky fail whale?

If you’re sober and wobbling right now: get to a meeting, call your sponsor, tell a trusted friend what’s happening in your brain and body. Losing your hard-earned sobriety over these facist assholes is NOT worth it. YOU are worth it.

Telling my kids this is from the end of The Graduate

If it helps, here's the 2020 timeline of when stuff was called

If you are terminally online when the polls close, stay terminally online

SARAH MCBRIDE OF DELAWARE BECOMES THE FIRST TRANSGENDER MEMBER OF CONGRESS CAN I GET A HELL YEAH FROM THE STRESSED OUT CHAT

i can’t wait for kamala’s america

I’m sorry, I know we’re all distracted and busy but you don’t get to try and sneak “swang” by us today.

Coincidentally, this is exactly how I set up my living room on election night

What if he died today

It's not too late! If you live in: California Colorado Connecticut D.C. Hawaii Idaho Illinois Iowa Maine Maryland Michigan Minnesota Nevada New Hampshire New Mexico Rhode Island Utah Vermont Virginia Washington Wisconsin Wyoming YOU can register AND vote on #ElectionDay

it's like christmas eve if there was a 50/50 chance santa was a serial killer

I'm in fucking tears dude. RFK Jr just fucking over Trump is peak comedy. RFK Jr. *rubs suspiciously shaped ballot tummy*

fine lets up the stakes, if he loses I will share a selfie in a cowboy hat

This is cool as hell

baby had a big blowout this morning. all the way up her back, almost to the neckline. good sign for the harris campaign

Musk now stumping for Harris.

GOP : they killed a squirrel Voters : women are dying of sepsis in parking lots under your policies GOP : squirrel 🥺

doing my part

The central rallying cry for conservative Americans, and this is not a joke, this is real, is “do it for the guy jacking off in front of his squirrel”

Vote for Harris, because my trans kid will be safer. Vote for Harris, because on EVERY POSSIBLE MEASURE, Trump would be worse. Vote for Harris because SOMEBODY IS GOING TO BE PRESIDENT AND IT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF THESE TWO.

ive taken a stance on this important election issue