I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.
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WAIT - with the broadcasting equipment, you should start a show that parodies Public Access format. Like Check It Out w/Steve Brule. It would be a great way to return IW to its roots and also ridicule it.
So here's my suggestion for the supplements: print and affix new labels that say it's magical unicorn poop to cure all ailments for anyone who both takes the supplement and claps their hands while chanting "I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES" loud enough for their neighbors to hear
Help humanity by mass reprogramming of brains. Help the regular info wars consumer find empathy & become informed about reality thru humor (they won't even realize it). You have an opportunity to help humanity thru humor.
Run it like nothing has changed but in reality, all the stories are more insane (with a hidden leftist twist in them). See how long it takes for his fanbase to realize something is wrong and different.
Run it as a deprogramming experiment? Imagine a Truman Show setup where only we know it’s satire. slowly untangling the MAGA mindset, one outrageous conspiracy at a time. I’m sure someone can muster up the essence of vitriol and paranoia absent in Jones. Or hire him to follow the script 😂
If INFOWARS becomes weekly world news and publishes stories about cryptids and Russian scientists reanimating Jesus and they have Alex Jones old fanbase reading it still and believing more of it than you'd ever believe, we're about to see the dawn of a new age in peak fun
Your relatives at Thanksgiving will be on a whole new vibrational plane and you'll have the writers at the Onion to thank for seamlessly switching their hallucinatory fantasy landscape from a fever dream to a land of absurdities and wonder
The supplements toss out. Start your own Onion Broadcast!! Start application process. Use that equipment that hurt so many people & turn it into something we are going to need in the coming months maybe years!!
Please publish the raw data from forum posts, message boards, video comments etc as a dataset via torrent or on huggingface. It will be an invaluable tool for studying the spread of extremism, misinformation, and malicious provocateurs.
Sell bits off with proceeds going to progressive social causes? (Maybe not the supplements, if they're dodgy)
OR: capitalize on the existing audience by drip feeding them reality to rehabilitate them? 🤔
Please have some strong marketing analysts get into that database and dig for gold re their marketing plans, messaging, response rates, loyalty plans etc against target to create an effective strategic communication plan. Better to recruit & convert than have them delete.
You could recreate one of the best radio stations ever....KGO 810 in San Francisco. Talk radio that worked, it was the best of times......before Rush and others....
Then, depending on what the results are, you can donate/sell them or…. Forward the test results to the list of people who purchased them along with AJs attorney info.
It’s extremely likely the supplements aren’t exactly what they were claimed/labeled to be, and could potentially contain harmful ingredients, bacteria and other toxins.
Outstanding!
I will twist up funny and sarcastic, any media, poke fun at silly California and laugh will all, louder than most for a byline! Sacramento is really the practice ground for comedy!
Incredible stuff, congratulations! Please aggressively use the DMCA (or authorize its use by others) to remove from the internet the most egregious of their misinformation videos (etc)
Deranged leftist conspiracy theorist programming. "Is Satan in your car? Is your state building literal highways to hell? Here's how riding your bike to work will save your soul! Jesus Christ spoke to me and high-speed rail is the only way to avoid nuclear war!"
Maybe test the supplements and then release the results? I know it's not funny but maybe it'll be a start in at least few people coming back to their senses.
This might resolve itself quickly, but are you at all worried that algorithm-driven sites like Facebook are going to bury links to Infowars? I’m sure they can just turn a dial, but up until today, this was a completely toxic domain.
Hire Alex Jones and force him to be a mouthpiece for the progressive movement and talking points. Im sure he could use the paycheck and it might keep his batshit insane self in check to keep earning something.
I’m watching this develop 👀 looking to learn about ways to impact people, especially the UK/US communities where access to high-quality education is blocked or discouraged and economic challenges cause disinfranchisement and disengagement from constructive discussion.
Please continue to sell the supplements (if they are safe)
But market them in the style of Stephen Colbert back in the early Colbert days.
Wait a minute, better yet, is Syephen around here 😉
Cheri, would you be kind enough to pass on a suggestion when they speak with you? (I am no one, I have no traction.)
They could donate the vitamins and prepper food to homeless orgs. They always need those items, and it would be glorious to see something from that evil f*ck do something good.
Ground beef + chili powder+ whiskey= Alex's famous mind erasing chili. One bowl and you'll be ready to tear your shirt off, show off your reddish-purple dad bod, and fight your son
Sounds like an excellent opportunity to go public with all internals, a who-was-who, funding and financial streams, etc. It is in the public interest to know who was propping up InfoWars, and how.
May I highly, highly recommend that you use those email lists and social media accounts to convince followers the only way to fight Deep State surveillance is to interrupt their radio wave by planting as many trees as humanly possible
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A 100% truthful news source that actually is funny.
https://xkcd.com/2030/
and then just sell them
Also if you've got people currently subscribed to get those stupid supplements, send them jars with new labels saying PLACEBO.
Please sell them under the Onion merch store. No need to change the name or any advertising material. Exactly as is
I have buyers
Maybe we can also light it on fire first, as a little treat.
Do something good.
Like Civics education.
Pro-Democracy discussions.
Various issues awareness.
Tell the whole Country & the whole world how awesome America is! God knows we need it.
OR: capitalize on the existing audience by drip feeding them reality to rehabilitate them? 🤔
https://bsky.app/profile/hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social/post/3lawcqqizzk2w
Give that brain stuff to rfk jr. Put it in his roadkill. We'll see what happens before he's head of HHS.
I will twist up funny and sarcastic, any media, poke fun at silly California and laugh will all, louder than most for a byline! Sacramento is really the practice ground for comedy!
A non-zero number of conspiracyheads will continue to watch and be just as happy.
Brand name incredibly not a creation of @faineg.bsky.social's
But market them in the style of Stephen Colbert back in the early Colbert days.
Wait a minute, better yet, is Syephen around here 😉
They could donate the vitamins and prepper food to homeless orgs. They always need those items, and it would be glorious to see something from that evil f*ck do something good.
Do it slow enough that his followers don’t even realize it’s happening.