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docawkward.bsky.social
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Lindell TV?! The fucking my pillow guy? We’re a joke of a country.

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This is just depraved

submitted 2 days ago • 55 comments

How it started vs how it’s going

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The sheer panic and damage control of Benny in this clip as he remembers that Trump is a 34 time convicted felon “representing the people” 🤣🤣 Such a fucking tool.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

They fully know he was hyper conservative. It’s why they’ll keep amplifying the tiny detail about him being appointed by Walz, while conveniently leaving out that it was for a bipartisan advisory board, and it was a reappointment. He was originally appointed by Mark Dayton.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

As expected, president fuckface condemns the assassinations of democratic lawmakers in Minnesota but fails to recognize that his own dangerous rhetoric is the cause. Most divisive, least qualified, president in history and it’s not even fucking close.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

They have to pay people to attend his stupid parade. Such a sad man child.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

After 40 years, Mel Brooks has finally announced a sequel to Spaceballs... Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money will come to theaters on July 4th, 2027.

submitted 16 days ago • 73 comments

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

submitted 16 days ago • 570 comments

Fucking fascists.

submitted 16 days ago • 240 comments

Dawg if you think flat grassy fields are beautiful wait until you see a mountain

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Just like CHOP in Seattle in 2020. My grandparents (from AZ) were convinced the entire city was burning.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Soooo… nothing? Did I get that right?

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

New: theonion.com/protesters-u...

submitted 19 days ago • 57 comments

I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk. I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.

submitted 23 days ago • 1565 comments

Oh, no! Not Big Balls! /s

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all ever wonder how the Onion continues to compete with reality?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

🤔

submitted 27 days ago • 1414 comments

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

submitted 29 days ago • 1297 comments

Honestly an insane amount of focus and air time for something that has happened 9 times. More Teslas have blown up on their own, by far.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

People in WA continue to not understand school bus stopping laws. Can’t really blame them either. The fact that they differ by state is really dumb.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Notably: The Chrisleys were indicted by a federal grand jury in 2019, during the first Trump administration. The Trump-nominated U.S. attorney was BJay Pak. In Jan. 2021, Pak was forced to resign after Trump became convinced he wasn’t doing enough to investigate purported election fraud in GA.

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Tom Homan, one of the top officials behind the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown, is facing questions after it was revealed he was paid by a private prison company that stands to profit from the government’s detention policies.

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Divider in Chief

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe try telling him to stop again on Truth Social. I bet it’ll work this time.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

The budget bill that just passed the House sucks for a lot of budgetary reasons, but if this gets through the Senate we’re fucked. Not only does this make it more difficult for courts to enforce their future injunctions, it retroactively destroys any potential enforcement of existing orders.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The current budget bill is an atrocity and out-of-touch leaders like Chuck Schumer laid the groundwork by voting for the CR. Appeasement and complicity do not work. When you bend the knee, they’ll break your leg.

submitted 38 days ago • 465 comments

The fuck is an “affirmative no”?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Why is an optional, annual vaccine such a big deal for these maga morons? The party of “government can’t tell me what to do” sure loves the government telling other people what to do.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Wow nobody could have seen this coming 💀

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submitted 51 days ago • 146 comments

MERKLEY: Are you gonna launch an investigation of the reported violation of the due process of several hundred people? P: It is not for me to call the balls & strikes M: You haven't read the Constitution? It says 'all persons'...it concerns me you're not familiar w/the core concept of due process

submitted 51 days ago • 1993 comments

Dang, we got a “woke, Marxist pope”? Fuck yeah

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Really don’t understand the negative reactions to this on here and Reddit. A solid rotational run stopper that had a pretty good year in 2023 with MM in Baltimore? For the right price I don’t know how you could be opposed.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.

submitted 53 days ago • 1948 comments

when the discover mix puts on a @mattstagraham.bsky.social song 💯

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

How much does it cost to move an island from SF Bay to the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Schrödinger’s economy!

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

This is exactly what they’re going to say when they start rounding up peaceful protestors.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments