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Honorary Cat, Disabled, Aspiring Slut, Doctor of Philosophy, Frequently Dissociated, Depressed, & Hyper-Vigilant
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My summer reading list includes Finnegans Wake, To the Lighthouse, Cruising Utopia, and several other books that can’t possibly exist.

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US Envoys arrived today and are pleading with our leaders to refrain from imposing retaliatory tariffs. We initially denied their pleas until their ambassador returned wearing a suit and thanked us for existing.

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9 April Today's unholiday is Tonsilmas

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31 March Today's unholiday is Feast Day of Bob

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30 March Today's unholiday is Splaturday

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26 March Today's unholiday is Festival of Misplaced Priorities

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25 March Today's unholiday is Scrapple Monday

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24 March Today's unholiday is Facepalm Sunday

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This is incredibly alarming.

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23 March Today's unholiday is Another Think/Thing

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22 March Today's unholiday is Solemnity of 𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘵. Having the nagging feeling all day that she had left her oven on, when they got home, Gloria discovered that in fact she had. But all was well.

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18 March Today's unholiday is Festival of Brief Moment of Respite

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No one in my life right now takes this role, which is a shame, because I’d love to say to somebody: “Wow, you sure can be a mother hen, when you’re concerned one of your ducklings has strayed too close to the hangman’s noose.”

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One of those days. I shall now do the responsible thing and read Beckett in bed.

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I like my coffee like… I like my sex: dark, roasty, and in a mug.

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25 February Today's unholiday is Feast of Ecgfrith, Patron of Intramurals

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“To be clear, the opposite of welcoming diversity is supporting segregation. The opposite of moving toward equity is hoarding resources. The opposite of being more inclusive is exclusion.”

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21 February Today's unholiday is Feast of Patrick, Patron of 1960s R&B Girl Groups, Except the Supremes

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Everybody should read this book. www.plutobooks.com/978074534866...

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18 February Today's unholiday is Tom Waits for No Man

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FINAL HOURS -HUGE SALE!! Buy James Madison, Get James Monroe 1/2 Off! Buy John Adams, Get John Quincy Adams 1/2 Off! James K. Polk 40% Off + FREE SHIPPING! Rutherford B. Hayes, Franklin Pierce, Benjamin Harrison, William Henry Harrison, Grover Cleveland— Your Choice of Two For the Price of One!

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Spaghetti squash with le bourgeois lentilhomme—lentils and tomato sauce to you Molière-deprived.

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15 February Today's unholiday is Have You Bought My Book, 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐻𝑒𝑔𝑒𝑙’𝑠 𝑃ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑦 – 𝐴 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑒𝑔𝑒𝑙’𝑠 𝑃ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑆𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡, Yet? a.co/d/fuCWOTt

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Today is officially Arthur’s birthday. When we brought him and his brother Alexander home, we calculated a likely birthdate based on size and weight. Arthur is 17 today.

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Since it is Valentine’s Day, here is a picture of Valentine. As is obvious from this and the song, each day is Valentine’s day. Officially, sweet 16 today.

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14 February Today's unholiday is Shortstrawpalooza

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ALERT! ALERT! I have shaved off all my facial hair. This is not a drill. I used a razor.

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Shameless plug: My book was closing in on the top millionth in books yesterday, but has slipped to 1.1 millionth today. a.co/d/bR8bC7c

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10 February Today's unholiday is Pleather

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I don't want to see it every day. There's enough of it in a single day to tell me what I need to know for several weeks. Remember how much of this is bullshit, and how much of this is getting reversed by courts because it's illegal. Don't repeat it ad nauseam. It's terrorism.

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8 February Today's unholiday is Especially Good Day for Bacteria

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6 February Today's unholiday is Feast of Greta and Lana, Patrons of Parquet Floors

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I didn’t think I was reading _The Gulag Archipelago_ as a preview of coming attractions.

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You can’t spell FELON without ELON.

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4 Februrary Today's unholiday is Manganesemas

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There's no ideology behind what the orange shit and his nazi shitpuppy are doing. It's just vengeance and vindictiveness. His stupidity, vanity, and criminality were revealed. He's getting back at the people of the US. He has only ever been a bully.

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3 February Today's unholiday is Feast of Miro, Patron of Absolution, Pecsolution, Trapezoisolution, Etceterasolution

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It’s weird to feel a little healing happening for me. I’m grateful. I’m humbled. I want more from this experience, in very small bites. After all, I don’t really know what I’m doing.

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