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I saw michelle trachtenberg at a red carpet thing once. I told her I loved her on pete & pete and she looked at me like I was radioactive

brb dousing myself in lead paint

I saw michelle trachtenberg at a red carpet thing once. I told her I loved her on pete & pete and she looked at me like I was radioactive

not my 30-something-old ass googling metamucil

absolute orbital strike. my god

look at my LDL dawggg i'm gonna die

thinking about the untold hours i spent as a child using some poor bastard's angelfire guestbook to test out the scrolling marquee HTML i'd learned

my birthstone is an unopened can of beer

what kind of psychic damage could a person have endured in their lives to make them want to vote for andrew cuomo

“This Isn’t The Way,” declares local man in france

i’m rotating a charred waymo in my mind

I’ve just put aaron sorkin into a Device

imagining sneaking up on kash patel to goose him, subjecting my entire party to AoE damage

It’s time for the New York Times to abandon their failing journalism business and launch a dedicated console for their games

ma’am that is ron paul

yeah I hate waffles. what of it

@nerdjpg.com how do you do this

she’s about to earn 1.840e47 points in balatro

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will