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I saw michelle trachtenberg at a red carpet thing once. I told her I loved her on pete & pete and she looked at me like I was radioactive

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brb dousing myself in lead paint

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I saw michelle trachtenberg at a red carpet thing once. I told her I loved her on pete & pete and she looked at me like I was radioactive

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not my 30-something-old ass googling metamucil

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absolute orbital strike. my god

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look at my LDL dawggg i'm gonna die

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thinking about the untold hours i spent as a child using some poor bastard's angelfire guestbook to test out the scrolling marquee HTML i'd learned

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my birthstone is an unopened can of beer

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what kind of psychic damage could a person have endured in their lives to make them want to vote for andrew cuomo

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“This Isn’t The Way,” declares local man in france

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i’m rotating a charred waymo in my mind

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I’ve just put aaron sorkin into a Device

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imagining sneaking up on kash patel to goose him, subjecting my entire party to AoE damage

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It’s time for the New York Times to abandon their failing journalism business and launch a dedicated console for their games

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ma’am that is ron paul

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yeah I hate waffles. what of it

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@nerdjpg.com how do you do this

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she’s about to earn 1.840e47 points in balatro

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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

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