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submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

not my 30-something-old ass googling metamucil

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

absolute orbital strike. my god

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

look at my LDL dawggg i'm gonna die

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 52 comments

thinking about the untold hours i spent as a child using some poor bastard's angelfire guestbook to test out the scrolling marquee HTML i'd learned

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

my birthstone is an unopened can of beer

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

what kind of psychic damage could a person have endured in their lives to make them want to vote for andrew cuomo

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

“This Isn’t The Way,” declares local man in france

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i’m rotating a charred waymo in my mind

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve just put aaron sorkin into a Device

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

imagining sneaking up on kash patel to goose him, subjecting my entire party to AoE damage

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It’s time for the New York Times to abandon their failing journalism business and launch a dedicated console for their games

submitted 6 days ago • 24 comments

ma’am that is ron paul

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

yeah I hate waffles. what of it

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

@nerdjpg.com how do you do this

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

she’s about to earn 1.840e47 points in balatro

submitted 93 days ago • 4 comments

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

submitted 7 days ago • 105 comments

seems like the crypto chuds are heavily in trump's corner. elon might really, actually be cooked this time

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

submitted 7 days ago • 674 comments

they’re boofing adderall on the timeline

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

because one day i'll leave you a femdom to lead you in the summer to join the pride parade

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred whip-its

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments