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Grumpy critical care doctor. I know what you did. I also was there for the entire pandemic, and several before. You people suck, and you have bad judgement, but I feel compelled to help where I can.
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I keep my head down and turn out good work and I just barely made rent this month, but a lady calls a kid the n-word at a playground and she raises a half-million dollars in a week. I don't get the world, and I don't like it. We are surrounded by rotten dogshit assholes and they're thriving.

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“Holy rusted metal, Batman!"

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“decide yourself” – Thank you, R.E.M. This support of Radio Free Europe is incredibly touching. ffm.to/remrfe2025?m...

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NEW -- If you enjoyed the empty shelves of the pandemic, boy does Donald Trump have a treat in store for you! www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

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NEW -- During the campaign, Trump promised over and over and over and over that he would "immediately" bring grocery prices down, starting on Day 1. It is now Day 97, and you will never guess what has *NOT* come down, not even a little! www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

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NEW COLUMN — For those who somehow missed his suggestion about injecting disinfectants, his trade war against the entire world should make it obvious: No, Donald Trump does not know what the hell he’s doing. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

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When I was a teenager, the end of the world would come quickly. But now it's a slow agonizing prospect. I didn't plan to survive the nuclear holocaust. It's a lot trickier now.

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im sorry but i refuse to exist in marc andreessen’s twitter-induced psychosis. these people have been nothing but lionized by liberal high society and in response, they have chosen to try to destroy it.

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Donald Trump has committed the most profound, harmful and unnecessary economic error in the modern era. Almost everything he said—on history, economics and the technicalities of trade—was utterly deluded econ.st/3YbbFjq

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What is good in life?

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Ukraine is winning. Time for Europe to step up. And who cares about the extortioner.

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The eventual accident report will blame it on pilot error by the Army pilot. ATC was advising them about the passenger aircraft it weren't woke. It was somebody not paying attention.

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Ukraine is winning www.forbes.com/sites/davida...

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A perfect doorbell doesn’t exi…

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Hey look, perjury

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Ukraine is winning

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Now that's awesome

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Another disastrous statistic attributed to Boris Johnson and he wonders why no one wants to buy his book.

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A future conversation: Son: Why is Jan 6th "National Peaceful Protest Day"? Dad: It was a terrible day. But those responsible rewrote what happened. We let them. Son: Why? Dad: We're pussies, son. Don't use that word, tho. We'll fight about stuff like that, not the stuff that really matters.

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I just learned that Colorado governor Jared Polis supports RFK Jr. An antvax conspiracy theorist. Unless he recants, I'm never going to vote for him, in any office, again.

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I'm so glad that people are finally abandoning Twitter. It took you all awhile, and I've been lonely here in the wilderness, but it's nice to have some company again. Keep the place nice.

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