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(wearing overalls+no shirt+chewing on wheat sprig so dem. leaders will listen to me) me n my boys was sayin we miss them good ol woke DEI initiatives (realizing i overplayed my hand) (trying a different tack) Op-ed | Israel wants DEI back in US institutions. Here's why that's a good thing.

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Can someone lend me $3500

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Let your body tell you when to leave work.

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to be fair if I was a marketer for a fast food place and the government dropped a "fries are now healthy" boon right into my lap it would be hard not to run with that. and that's even before we get into the recent political mobilization of the grunting hogs demographic

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republicans: you're all allowed to be massively racist again. and we are dismantling the federal government also. democrats: ⏸️🖐️😑 hold up. can we be racist too?

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(david lynch directing a movie) that was great but can we try it more lynchian this time

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@ timothée chalamet tough break tonight man. I'm just posted at the crib if you want to roll through and knock back a few brews

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ancient merchant: the price is 20 dollars. the first haggler:

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driving around the LA area in a manner most lynchian

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yamaha should make a reface mellotron

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the alex grease political theory is that if the leadership of one party is perceiving the other party as having more fun (whether or not that's accurate) they will lose forever

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no yeah he's a good candidate, I just didn't think he would be Manchurian

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I don't really concern myself with the difference between instrument and line level signals

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cpac host: and you've also been cutting government waste in the form of frivolous holidays musk: well uh, we for instance will be "ctrl-Xing" ehm, National Pickle Day which,. ahha h: and National Gamers Day? m: hh well of course ah, you know we weigh these things against, ehm,

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early indication that true detective season 4 wasn't "on the level" was that they used a billie eilish song for the opening credits. true detective theme songs are supposed to be by a band called The Dirty Cousins that the producers discovered under a tarp in an old barn

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I'm not worried about Trump. The Democrats have proven that the president does not have the power to make large changes. There will be some incremental tinkering with numbers at the margins, but mostly it will be business as usual. The ship of state turns slowly.

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(when someone has more music theory knowledge than me) jesus christ why don't you get your nose out of that fucking book and let yourself feel something for once (when someone has less music theory knowledge than me) I'm not going to waste my time on someone who's not serious about this.

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I would hate to have another thing coming. one is more than enough

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my job mostly consists of using my long snout to root around in the dirt for insects and other invertebrates

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abstract art more like OBSTRUCT art. [noting your apparent lack of comprehension] more like OBSTRUCT art.

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Mr. I May Come To Regret This

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I think if tech ceo guys are going to ruin all of our lives the least they can do is have some genuine beef with each other i want to see bezos openly scheming to humiliate and ruin elon musk

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dutch man named Hurdtpeepl Hurdt-Peepl

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ben horne was doing like 80% of the same shit as leland palmer and it wasnt even connected to the black lodge he was just like that

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(at work, unprompted) you know they used to call me Mr. Party Time

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it turns out that Hoosier fella didn't even go to church he was talking about fuckin!!!!!!!!!!

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Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes. You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment. My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

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(1995) spiked hair marketing guy: We're really excited about this next one:: MAC ATTACK!! Hold The Cheese 😎 steve jobs: i am going to kill you with my mind. (2025) chorus of 15 identical hairless humans: Pencil. And More You Than Ever. tim cook: you've fucking done it again

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government of Australia please financially entice me to move to Melbourne

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carefully lining up the apple sticker that came with my ipad and sticking it over the apple logo on the back

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bart simpson and calvin are a classic example of convergent evolution

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I feel strongly that I should be able to walk into any shitty dive bar in the middle of nowhere and see a local band performing really well crafted innovative music that incorporates elements of all my favorite subgenres

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(me typing) I went to poup store, Microsoft Copilot AI: Sir. According to my AI powered knowledge base. It appears you have committed a spelling error. Might you have meant to say: I went to poop store. (me thinking) the power ....dear god

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I think it's nice that you can copy and paste something in microsoft word and it'll be like Yeah our AI tool just made that happen with the power of generative AI. Pretty fucking cool huh. Click anywhere on the screen to try out our brand new generative AI tools.

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a lot of the modern conservative project seems to be predicated on the idea that if they get rid of the government jobs we can all be door to door sprinkler salesmen and wear big starched shirts

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