dogsdadbod.bsky.social
I am a dog dad with a dad bod. It's a clumsy portmanteau.
Major sensibilities: MST, KITH, P&R, CBB, PFT, HDTGM, ABZ, PS5, ACLU, PP, RAINN, DWB, ACS
Now 35% more insufferable after taking intro to improv.
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I'm not hearing a difference
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*Trump razes all colleges and universities to the ground and salts the earth*
"We can all agree that tuition and student loan debt were serious problems..."
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Tik-taaliks are a psyop from the Chinese government to teach our tweens viral dances and steal all of our metadata
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It wasn't "damages"; it was a bounty.
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Sorry, Ted McGinley is busy right now
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Except he says "Who could have known?" We were screaming it from the rooftops for a decade and he and everyone else didn't just ignore us like we're fucking Cassandra, they SCOLDED us for being hyperbolic and reactionary. Well fuck that apology. What value is he going forward if he's that blind?
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You never told us about your 24" pythons
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Finally an answer to Will Hunting's existential question
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Something something Bernie and AOC rally forms a Northeaster Alexandria
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I'll give them one thing, they sure pulled out all the stops to win a semantic online argument
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Rare Noah Emmerich sighting. Looks like he's not clapping for Kazan either. Funny, given his later role on The Americans.
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Putting "Episcopalian" in one's bio is like including "carbon-based" or one's favorite ice cream flavor being "milk." It is about the least informative, least consequential characteristic to highlight. I say that as someone raised Episcopalian.
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No one, of course.
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It would be really easy to say "You're convicted of thirty-four felonies. When do you leave our country?"
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Trump will take this one extra hard since he's always imputed his MIT-grad uncle's intelligence to himself
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Arne can write something like that and then turn on a dime and hex your brain and very sanity by extracting the Chuck E. Buster's theme from what must have been some unholy dimension of Lovecraftian sound
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Xenomorph queen self-deports out of airlock
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If someone ends civilization because they don't like coffee and I drink coffee, my drinking coffee didn't end civilization
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Ugh, I cannot think of a poster less worthy of your time than DogsDadBod, with all the blood being diverted from his smooth brain to his enormous hog
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George Ygles
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I'm very sure.
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I can't believe I had no say in the pronunciation of .gif
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Leftist fascism: please update your real estate listings if you want to
Right-wing fascism: we're throwing you in this van and shipping you to a death camp in El Salvador for posting on Facebook that genocide is bad
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So, they’re monsters.
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They became lawyers to oppress, not to assist
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That's a shame, because knotted fabric would look good on him.
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Without a tie, no less
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Where’s his Oval Office tie?
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Put them on a SpaceX instead and take bets to fund schools.
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David. Bring back the truffle shuffle. It's time.
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Reached out to the White House to have the Trump family pitch multi-million-dollar bribes. Okay.
What's the categorization above a capital crime?
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No one shits on America like Republicans and Conservatives.
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I'm not one for socialism, but I think every rich person should be given a free ticket for a SpaceX rocket ride. They've done so much for society that they should know the thrill of being shot off the earth's surface under a massive fireball to land on a small moving platform.
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Oh shit did you solve it and summon the Cenobites