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I am a dog dad with a dad bod. It's a clumsy portmanteau.
NoVA. Law stuff sometimes. Diet Dr. Pepper always.
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I'm double-fisting references to Smilla's Sense of Snow and Jack Skellington having a word for snow despite having never seen it before - IN UNRELATED THREADS - over here and even I'm embarrassed for him
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I will grant Hannah Barbera a pass on this one if and only if the H in Jesus H Christ stands for hematite
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Deprived from birth, my body instead compensated with a superhuman Smilla's Sense of Snow.
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Jack Skellington finds Christmastown and marvels at snow, which he has never seen before, improvising a song, "What's This?" about his discovery.
In that song he describes children throwing "snowballs."
How does he have a word for it?
Or as my wife says, "Thanks for ruining the fucking movie"
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If it hadn't been discovered yet, how did he already know it was called ice?
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After three seasons of Reachering, will Jack ever know the serenity of attainering?
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You show some respect and say Ralph the Wonder-Llama's name when you're talking about him
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Maybe we should have redistributed some sex to him like he asked back in 2018. By now he'd probably still be stuck working on that bra clasp, years removed from typing a fucking word.
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The Ketamine?
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Sagan doesn't necessarily connote atheism, but Pullman sure as hell does
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I was raised Episcopalian until I was around ten and I think my mom asked herself one day "Is this even a religion or just a pep rally for a bake sale?"
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Out in the field having the time of my life with a bunch of cryptids. They're all just out of frame, brooding too.
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Whither might Johnny Smith be bound?
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Maybe they can appoint Judge Reyes to "educate" him.
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Weird coincidence, because I was hoping that whatever comeuppance he receives involves a medical record including the phrase "urethral trauma"
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Bee Movie is a honey trap. If you get caught in their sting, they'll sic a drone on you. Just hope you're a WASP or you're going to GITMO.
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Bold to veer away from Time Cop
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I mean...the ad is from the President's friend, George Glass!
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Just as well as his name
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When I took Paxlovid in Summer 2022 I was *under* the carousel.
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Trump take wife
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Even Father Guido Sarducci thinks this is a hat on a hat on a biretto
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Manos was Joel!
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Sorry no time I am getting my free transgender operation
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Air lumberjacking is a full time job.
How he finds time to fit in regular jacking is anyone’s guess.
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So before now he’s been firing employees without knowing what they do?
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Can't wait to kick back and see all the great reply bits roll in
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There isn't a string of 3-4 characters in that ingredient name that doesn't trouble me greatly
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I worry about the structural integrity of the building and safety of employees with dozens of Cybertrucks parked in the garage beneath. Nature will eventually take its course.
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...an ideology known as "anti-stabbing-yourself-in-the dick" (see further below)...
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I remembered she was Ms. Yvonne, and recurring on a favorite forgotten show, Son of the Beach:
"Lynne Marie Stewart as Ellen (11 episodes) (2000–2002) – The friendly beach lesbian and purveyor of fish tacos from her food truck, who seems able to turn any straight woman into her latest fling."
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Oh, it's that guy who produced that "true" human trafficking movie that turned out to be wildly exaggerated and packed with actual sex pests and abusers
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Was the list of nominees approved by Special Envoys Mel Gibson, Jon Voight and Sylvester Stallone?
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Can we use this portmanteau generically, like "I can't wait until Mika et al. pack it up and it's Morning Joever"?
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Totally forgot she was Mrs. Aukerman. I went right to Pee-Wee, Son of the Beach and Night Stand (the latter apparently lost in time to physical or streaming media), and the Mick Fleetwood/Dweezil Zappa two-hander, The Running Man.
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Also, Maddox's "The Best Page in the Universe" was a weekly share around my house in college.
And, my god, there is an Afrosquad video archive
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...