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Hi, my name is Elon. I would like to buy your admiration with my infinite wealth but I am also a douche canoe and I have trouble forming real relationships. In my free time I enjoy fascism and being a poor parent. Say hi.

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German intelligence arresting Russian spies that were not only scouting places to attack, but also had the number of the Secretary Of Defense would be something that would have Pete Hegseth thrown ass over tea kettle out of the Pentagon under normal circumstances. But to him? It was Tuesday.

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Stop the penguins.

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Thanks for your 401k’s!

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The IRS unit that audits ultrawealthy earners has lost 38% of its employees this year. This will starve the government of revenue by making it easier for the rich to evade taxes — which the top 1% already do to the tune of $163B a year. See what DOGE is really about?

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Put on a little make up make up… make sure they get your good side good side.

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Horrific

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Trump: Gutting National Parks—And Hiding the Evidence National parks hit 331M visits, but Trump officials don’t want you to know. A leaked memo bans the Park Service from promoting the numbers—while firing rangers, closing visitor centers, and cutting safety. This won’t go well—we love our parks.

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I don’t know how much longer I can do this. All that money in an imaginary life and I don’t even wanna imaginarily be him. Not worth it.

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Is that little Marco too? Nailed it.

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Man. That was a lot of treason for one day. I bet Trump is pooped!

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I heart MAGA.

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“For his part, Musk claims that he purchased Trump outright by spending nearly $300 million on his 2024 campaign.” - @borowitzreport.bsky.social

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“He who saves the country does not violate the Law.” -DJT

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Poke it. I dare you.

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This is the future I want. Just me’s. Women me. Men me. Me.

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It’s spoil me day over here.

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It’s cold out friends. Snuggle someone you love.

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What stupid decisions are we making today?

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Ok AI. You nailed it with the downward eyes.

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I’m so ready for the new season of Orange is the New Black.

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WHO DID THIS!

submitted 94 days ago • 2087 comments

Need help. Send Luigi’s.

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I’d like to thank Snoop Dogg for his sell out performance last week.

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Does the moving image make it real for you? Cause it was fucking real!!!!

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Just a wave. Relax.

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The Christian President. L. O. L.

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@elonmuskkkkkelons.bsky.social you blocked me why?????

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German intelligence arresting Russian spies that were not only scouting places to attack, but also had the number of the Secretary Of Defense would be something that would have Pete Hegseth thrown ass over tea kettle out of the Pentagon under normal circumstances. But to him? It was Tuesday.

Stop the penguins.

Thanks for your 401k’s!

The IRS unit that audits ultrawealthy earners has lost 38% of its employees this year. This will starve the government of revenue by making it easier for the rich to evade taxes — which the top 1% already do to the tune of $163B a year. See what DOGE is really about?

Put on a little make up make up… make sure they get your good side good side.

Horrific

I don’t know how much longer I can do this. All that money in an imaginary life and I don’t even wanna imaginarily be him. Not worth it.

Is that little Marco too? Nailed it.

Man. That was a lot of treason for one day. I bet Trump is pooped!

I heart MAGA.

“For his part, Musk claims that he purchased Trump outright by spending nearly $300 million on his 2024 campaign.” - @borowitzreport.bsky.social

“He who saves the country does not violate the Law.” -DJT

Poke it. I dare you.

This is the future I want. Just me’s. Women me. Men me. Me.

It’s spoil me day over here.

It’s cold out friends. Snuggle someone you love.

What stupid decisions are we making today?

Ok AI. You nailed it with the downward eyes.

I’m so ready for the new season of Orange is the New Black.

WHO DID THIS!

Need help. Send Luigi’s.

I’d like to thank Snoop Dogg for his sell out performance last week.

Does the moving image make it real for you? Cause it was fucking real!!!!

Just a wave. Relax.

The Christian President. L. O. L.

@elonmuskkkkkelons.bsky.social you blocked me why?????

A bit of light reading regarding the other platform and its downfall. theconcernedbird.substack.com/p/elon-musks... #Democracy

Actual footage.

Bullies are cowards, episode 334934