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A Middle Earth cockney is someone born within the sound of Bilbo’s.

Up the Bonesaws

Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

It's weekly roundup time again. All my miniature photos posted this week in one big bundle just in case you missed any. Hope you enjoyed the selection this week. All behind the scenes shots can be viewed in my original posts.

The South Downs is filling up with fields of crimson and scarlet poppies. As spectacles go, it is spectacular. 📷 Paul Sharman⠀ #SouthDowns #Summer #SummerTime

Says the man who negotiated the biggest act of self-harm in our history, then killed thousands during Covid by being a dithering fool, then threw away his massive majority because he couldn't follow his own rules. Sit down and shut up you useless tit.

anyway, all this talk of south africa has reminded me of one of the greatest quotes in showbiz history

Well, there can be no doubt now that Putin is completely aware of his crimes in Ukraine

A widely shared video claims to show a large number of asylum seekers on a Dover beach. But the footage isn’t from Dover. It appears to have been filmed on a popular beach in Goa, India.

Given the track record of Ofcom's current chair, it's perhaps not surprising that the regulator would be weak on dealing with misogyny. But to use public funds to pay an agency to produce "research" downplaying the threat takes things to a new level... www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/new-of...

NO KINGS [whistle]

At long last, our digital video store Dumb Video has re-opened and the shelves have been stocked to the brim! You can get 15% off ALL DOWNLOADS thru Sunday w/ promo code DUMBVIDEO15 at dumb-industries.com/dumbvideo Artwork by Carmen Cerra

“she had asked a boss if he would let his children fly on a plane with the litany of flaws and non-conformances he was urging her to “pencil-whip”: “Cindy, none of these planes are staying in America, they’re all going overseas,” he retorted, much to her horror”

Rick Moranis is coming back out of retirement (again) for Spaceballs 2. A perfect chance to salute a performance of his that flies under too many radars: here he is in the majestic 1989 comedy/documentary for anyone who has kids, Parenthood... #RickMoranis

Old electric toothbrush heads make ideal ‘AirPods’ for people who don’t really like music

This crossover of art and construction by WrongHands is very me (and maybe you as well) wronghands1.com/2025/06/13/s...

Help to re-chalk the Uffington White Horse www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/hel... Fancy taking a hammer and smashing a prehistoric monument — and doing so with permission?

From ‘It is clear that’ to ‘People who cannot be sure of any objective truth are easier to control’. Word. Really good - & interesting- from @bylinetimes.bsky.social (again,again). #BBC #media #politics

We film Dragons Den in the old Coronation Street Stufios hence my dressing room being named after Ena Sharples…. Legend!

Fishy Meth United States, Census, 1940

I just spotted an organism that's even more of an invertebrate than #LindsayHoyle

You do not need answers you cowardly fool. What happened was extremely clear. What you and your colleagues need to do is fight back in every way at your disposal, and then some. Start by promoting immediate impeachment for fascist scum Trump and Noem. Make that the main topic of conversation.

Are the funeral flowers in the shape of the words ‘Where’s my fucking stained glass window?’ #TheArchers

I told you we’d be back

I’d go further: this sort of joke-blindness is not a Twitter OR Bluesky problem, but an issue affecting large areas of humanity in general.

Three shows on sale now! 10.25 Atlanta bit.ly/TMBG032925 11.13 Chattanooga bit.ly/TMBG032125 11.15 Nashville bit.ly/TMBG032325 All the rest are sold out… THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS are playing MULTI-NIGHT STANDS.

“a founding member of the state’s ultra-conservative Freedom Caucus”

This has just made me check whether Con and Dec's page on their website denouncing former bandmate John Stokes was still live. It is. If you've never seen this before, set aside 10 minutes to enjoy it fully. www.thebachelors.co.uk/JohnStokesTh...

What do you call an 80s tribute band put together by Elon Musk, Steven Bannon and David Walliams? A Flock of Sieg Heils

That disappointing follow up to “Waterloo Sunset”…

I’m coveting Wallace & Gromit’s entire cheese-centric library 📚

Arf! Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11418366 From the 'Film Rhymes' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/filmrhymes/popular/ #FilmRhymes