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He probably hasn’t had part of his brain eaten by a worm yet.
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And as nutty as that is, you can’t just assume I made that up. You have to check to see if he really said that. Because anything is possible.
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RFK Jr says salmonella prevents narcolepsy
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McDaniel is cooked. Apparently Grier may not be. He’s making sure the roster isn’t good enough. With the hill and Ramsey contracts off the books next year, and extra draft picks, the team will have more appear for the next coaching hire.
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I hope so, too. But we don’t know how good Paul will be, but he’s certainly a downgrade from a healthy Armstead (as rare as that is). Jackson has missed half of the games over the last 3 seasons. Daniels is coming off a major injury. And there’s a rookie. On paper the 2 G spots are improved.
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Travis, does Johnson’s string of injuries concern you? Shoulder, turf toe, hamstring, and now this long term knee issue.
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Everyone just needs to go work on a farm and drink unpasteurized milk, and everyone will be healthy.
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Don’t let Susan Collins forget she confirmed him
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I could use a good bleeding. youtu.be/edIi6hYpUoQ?...
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Wait until she hears about the sketchy dudes accessing all of our data for a certain billionaire who happens to do 40% of his business with China.
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Maybe we’ll get lucky and Grier had some language in the contract that allows us to void it.
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But the water pressure of showerheads has finally been addressed. I cannot think of a more important crisis our nation has ever faced.
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Or work the new banana and coffee farms.
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Is that really possible?
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AI can do anything. Look at how perfectly autocorrect features work.
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Canaries have been freeloading for far too long. It’s time we put them back to work.
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That still cracks me up. ‘we’re going to bring back coal!’ Has that been a thing people have been clamoring for? I’m so out of touch.
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Maybe they will make it a requirement to work in a factory, or a coal mine, to collect your Social Security. You want your $2400 check this month, you better put in 240 hours of work.
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Austin Jackson has shown he can be that part-time OT.
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The fraudsters who depend on Social Security should go out and get real jobs in all of the factories that will be built next week.
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Jon, you’re more worried about the offensive line than he is
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Speaking of that, have you ever heard of the book Night of Camp David from 1965? It’s pretty close to what is happening 60 years later.
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I heard Finland is nice, but I’m afraid he’ll invade them
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And an extremely good use of resources
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Grier- ha ha, you guys worry more about the defensive line than we do
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He should have Patton Oswalt join him to include some Star Wars talk
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Fingers crossed 🤞
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Don’t forget this classic. youtu.be/IkZGeN7usAE?...
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Well, if Khan could do it on Ceti Alpha 5, Elon can, too
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So, we don’t really need oxygen? And do heat pumps work at -200 degrees?
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For 2 games
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youtu.be/3tBX1bRE7CA?...
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That’s a sophisticated form of Post-It notes that we commoners cannot understand.
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‘Accidentally’, that’s exactly what they want us to believe
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If this were true, then how did measles ever exist?
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I like cake
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Both
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He fit their budget. That was the bar.
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What if you expect disappointment?
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The Titans game felt like a condensed version of the Monday Night Miracle Jets’ game.
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Project 2025 says NOAA promotes the ‘climate change hoax’ and thus hurts the prosperity of our country. And they want to privatize it so that someone like Musk can make money off it.
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I hear people are very happy in Finland. And I’m eligible to claim Italian citizenship.
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That’s why I can’t read or watch anything dystopian now. It’s too close to real life.
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They’re going to make the big rakes from the trees. See? It’s genius. Just like if you get rid of NOAA, no more climate change.