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When Paddington Bear wears his boots... does he still have bear feet?
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Either Steve has been at Willy Wonka's fizzy lifting drink.... or, he has somehow got himself involved with some sort of exorcism..... !!!
And I don't believe for a single second that Steve would ever drink a fizzy lifting drink..... unless it had a girly name!
Therefore....pray for Steve!!
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The Chauffeur..... the single that never was....
An era defining album
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Brad:
Promise me you'll never let me go...
Steve:
I promise...
Brad:
Promise...
Steve:
I'll never let you go, Brad. I promise I'll never let you ........
"What's that? Last orders? Laters Brad.... last beers are calling!!
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Steve:
We live in a world that has pubs, and those pubs need to be drunk in.. Who's going to do it? You Brad? You Brenda?
Whilst my existence, may seem grotesque and incomprehensible to you,it gets us pints...
You want me in that pub.... You need me in that pub...
So yea... I ordered those shots!!
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Nice one Steve! But I have the feeling this is just a cunning plan to get us all down the pub to celebrate....!!!
And I for one will fall for it.....
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It's all about achieving those goals!! Well done!
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Steve has the munchies..... I think Steve has some explaining to do regarding his escapades earlier..... and more importantly... what has he done with Brad?
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OK lads, we don't need a repeat of last week when Brad got us barred...
Remember. heavy door policy tonight..,so, don't forget your new date of birth,2 by 2 only, no groups, and lots of mints so we don't smell of booze!!
And most important of all..... Brad, leave Brenda at home.... she's trouble!!!
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You can't mix your shots.... its never going to end well.... especially if you are playing twister
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Steve is being a "Good wingman"
He knows that Brenda is not the one for Brad.... Steve knows she doesn't get rounds in, will only drink "halves" and doesn't understand Cheese & Onion crisps"....
One day... Brad will thank Steve for this intervention!!!
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That's the face of someone who mixed his shorts last night.... started off just popping out, stayed out, and ended up out out.....
Can't do that on a school night lad.... 😂
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It's all very well dancing in the rain, but, when it's 2.30pm on a Wednesday and a presentation to deliver.... this sort of behaviour is not acceptable and will only lead to a very long meeting with HR.....
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That morning after tongue when we have knocked back 10 pints, a copious amount of shots and a kebab....
No amount of licking that glass is gonna shift that taste .... what a legend!!!
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On the plus side, those work social events are finally enjoyable!!!
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It's Brad's round..... and Brad has disappeared into the toilet.....
Steve has the look of "just disappointed in Brad ... again"
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An afternoon of vodka Jellies.... what could go wrong???
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They say that not all superheroes wear capes.....
Try telling that to Steve!!!
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Extend opening hours on VE day..... result !
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Steve is now contemplating the life choices he has made..... and right now... he is damn please with all of them.... Here is to the weekend when he can once again contemplate after 10 pints!!!
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I smell beer.......!!!!
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It's happy hour down at the local today.....
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Bank Holiday working should never be tolerated..... However, in recognition of this huge sacrifice, I've had a word with a few chums and they've agreed to put on a bit of a fly past for ya later!!!
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And this is what the Internet was invented for....
Take a bow..... an absolute classic!!!
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It's obvious....I mean "Bean Flick" .... sure, as men we'd find the cinema, but we'd never find the screening .... we'd even be given directions, but we would still get lost....
If we are going to watch "Bean Flick"..... probably best on-line... much safer lol 🤣🤣🤣
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This is not a bad shout when looking for a partner 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Are these words not the infamous orinal and lost lyrics to the Who song.. Won't get fooled again?
The lines about placing a curse resulting in faecal incontinence.... I am sure they were the middle eight 😂😂
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Played it all wrong there....
You should have suggested you pick something from her wardrobe for her to wear.... you'd be amazed at just how quickly a teen will make a decision rather than let a parent choose them something...😂😂😂
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I bet he was cross though
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This is only the beginning...... its cast metal objects..... then random items being crushed by a hydraulic press..... and now I've ended up watching some posh gentleman teach me etiquette.... I feel like I may have made an incorrect turn somehow 😂😂
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Would the singular of 80s club hero Tin Tin be known as Tinus Tinus? - Because that would be a God given gift 😂
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Someone, somewhere there was a 5 second rule just abandoned.... a sad loss
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Can we expand on that to the longest time we've kept newly purchased clothing with a view to "dieting" into them?
I'll start with 29 years !!!! (Never give up 😁😁)
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I must have the android....
Mine starts with "Yes dear, you are correct" or safety mode as it's known as!!!
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Absolutely brilliant.... This would make a great email footer (sets the tone for the rest of the working day), or at least an answer message on the phone....
Definitely see a career in HR, or one of those "motivational videos" we see on the socials...
Bravo, and keep up the good work!!! 😂😂
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Cont....
4) ever opened all the house windows even in Winter.... just so the house can breath?
5) Ever taken credit for the most mundane of tasks, including turning off the lights?
6) The immersion heater.... an evil ?
7) Is Micky Flannagan a social icon???
These are just some of the musts!😂
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Hang on....not so fast with the "wanna join the husband club" there are rules to adhere to....
1) Can you eat a Yorkie bar?
2) Have you ever saved "A bit of spare wood" as it may come in handy in the future?
3) Ever driven passed a garage with the car on empty because "They look suspicious"?
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Dusty Bin stole it 😂😂
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Well remembered!!!that and the Silence of the Lambs episode....
We were spoilt for comedy back in the day 😁😁
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That was a tough 82 !!! What happened there???
Mind you, 92..... did anyone else think "French & Saunders sketch" when they saw Shakespeares Sister???
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I've used that much summer meadow conditioner... I now have hay fever 🙄😂