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Because Elon is technically part of the government, and Trump is Trump, at least I get to chant “YOUR GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU” like a mad man on a dingy, NYC street corner and I’m right

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I just got done rock climbing in a gym and I can tell you with certainty that humans have zero business doing that. Stick to the persistence hunting and forensic accounting until further notice.

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ANDOR S2: Mon mothra and Luther Vandross

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Imagine the highest ranking executive of a nation making his flea-bitten, diaper-wearing, obedient little pet one of his top advisors, wouldn’t THAT be something. Anyway just saw Gladiator II

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Unfortunate news: Donald Trump has signed the Elon Musk Is Cool Act into law. Elon Musk is cool now

submitted 26 days ago • 293 comments

I am pleased to announce that I am now releasing MY own AI model, the self-materializing, electronic gainful mathematic algorithm, or SMEGMA. It is not open source. I wrote it in COBOL and trained it on Club Penguin chat conversation data.

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If there’s an NFL player who’s really good but you just don’t vibe with him, just draft him in fantasy football. I used to think Baker was a pill. Now I’ll go to war for that man.

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BREAKING: Joe Biden is BACK in the White House after he left his keys in the Oval Office. Sources say he awkwardly shuffled around Trump and his top aides, quietly whispering “sorry, sorry— pretend I’m not here.” Trump responded by hissing like an angry goose.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I am already creepy and insecure. This means I am only $999,999,765.45 away from turning into a billionaire

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

shoutout to working an office job the day after thanksgiving. Top 3 days to work an office job

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Realizing more military experience is required for the position, President-Elect Trump has pivoted and nominated Fire Lord Ozai as Secretary of Defense.

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If you want to create an echo chamber, make sure you are able to discern the good from the bad. If you want to take in a diversity of opinions, make sure are able to discern the good from the bad. This wisdom brought to you by the junk car you drove in high school.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

WHEN are these gladiators just gonna kiss already???

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

sorry Tom I don’t know if this “government” stuff is really working out anymore

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LIFEHACK #043: Need to get wrinkles out of a shirt but don’t the time to iron? No problem! Commit victimless white collar crimes!

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