Ah see, they only accept virgin cards over there, now he doesn’t need to compensate and it makes the sellers feel bad for themselves, they don’t want their feelings hurt, you know?
Holy crap...they think they are incels now? Oh Cletus, this is only the beginning. Get yourself a Tinder account...I'm sure that will bolster your self-esteem.
There was a young man with a truck
Who'd never once got him a fuck
An eight buck subscriber
Went for the cyber
The women took one look and thought "yuck"
😁😁😁The trucks KNOW when someone isn't a pretentious douche! Don't worry, he will come to his senses. Or you could break up. Perhaps you could mention for $15k less than that idiot thing he could get a brand new Maserati.
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But that's a wild reason NOT to be buying a cybertruck
Badge of honour.
Who'd never once got him a fuck
An eight buck subscriber
Went for the cyber
The women took one look and thought "yuck"
*apologies if my gender assumption is incorrect
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