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dontatme.bsky.social
professional troublemaker (penetration tester) and anti-futurist • father of 3 windows phones • hiding in seattle • neither a furry nor a non-furry but a secret third thing • twitter.com/jkmartindale • @[email protected]
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how in the world did GroupMe outlive Skype

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visiting Italy has given me a crippling addiction to Crodino and Chinotto

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Am I missing something, or did Amazon just quietly announce an upcoming Prime cost increase by announcing Alexa+ pricing?

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vroom

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isthepopealive.com

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I can't help but wonder if HP bought Humane because they heard "laser ink display" and stopped listening

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Friendly reminder to get your free Covid tests before they throw them away. Covidtests.gov wapo.st/42VLGQh

submitted 10 days ago • 58 comments

New office anxiety unlocked: office dog decided to pee on coworker's backpack

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funny caption

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

someone just tried this

submitted 14 days ago • 45 comments

WHY IS 55% OF THE SUPPLEMENTS AISLE AT TARGET JUST GUMMIES

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

my copy of @theverge.com's Content Goblins zine just arrived !!!1

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

fellas, is it woke to talk about privilege escalation or local file inclusion vulnerabilities

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

so uhhhhh what do I do with a 13-hour layover in Heathrow?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 22 days ago • 343 comments

call me .ini the way I have no standards

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

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YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS BUT LETTING STRAngers toggle my caps lock KEY IS MAking it difficult to Use my COMPUTER

submitted 23 days ago • 13 comments

Saw a phishing redirect chain go through implantme[.]com and I thought damn that's such a good domain for hosting malware. Unfortunately it's a dental network's hacked site.

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IMPORTANT: Coyotes frolicking in the snow content.

submitted 24 days ago • 15 comments

lol

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

jazzpunk

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I got handed several months of Disney+ and idk what else to do with it so I'm watching all the MCU films in order...guess I'll finally understand all those references that went over my head in high school/university

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct

submitted 33 days ago • 462 comments

Google 🔫 Google

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love how Mendocino Farms is like "everyone loves this salad! anyway, it's dead now"

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I knew it was time to leave my consulting job when in a meeting someone said the word "crypto" to mean cryptography and then corrected themselves, apologizing for using "the old meaning"

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um

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imo seagulls are a little Too Big

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just found out vanilla minecraft still doesnt have skibidi toilet. literally unplayable

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

submitted 41 days ago • 44 comments

The first time I heard "nincompoop" I thought it was "lincoln poop" and while I had no idea why someone would decide to form a phrase out of the 16th US president's feces, I wasn't going to question it

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