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doodleftw.bsky.social
Migrating from an unhappy place. Trying to bring some smiles and calm to a frantic world.
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Anything can be an Unidentified Flying Object if you just don't know a lot about flying objects.

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Magic trick

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Having repercussions

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“Death takes everything eventually. It’s the meanest, dumbest machine and it just doesn’t care.” - written by Joel Anderson for the 2008 Australian horror film, Lake Mungo.

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From the Classic Posts file:

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This is not joke… what a strange world.

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Happy International Women’s Day, my creeps! (Artwork by Armand Mehidri)

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Need to brew up a cup… ☕️

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Old-ass photo of the day…

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need from the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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Another one from the archives:

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I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers

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“My bad…”

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🦎🦎

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Allergy season is such a joy…

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If not this, then it was when Tom Brady signed with the Buccaneers… nothing has been the same since.

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Worst. Episode. EVER.

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Apparently, my favorite #twinings herbal tea has been discontinued… bummer.

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Another oldie but goodie…

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Newsworthy

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This section of the #AltonBrown “Last Bite” live comedy and science show has a distinct #ArthurDent feel to it. @altonbrown.bsky.social #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy

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Why are #fiveguys fries so terrible and why can’t I stop eating them? 🍟 #contradiction #fastfood

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inside you there are two Pacs

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Perk up, Marvin…

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British terms of endearment for Valentine’s Day: - “You’re not all bad” - “I quite like you, in a way” - “I’ll let you buy the first round” - “Help yourself to chips” - “You daft sod” - “You’ll do” - “Come here, you idiot” - “You scrub up well” - “Tea?”

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I feel attacked… and suddenly hungry.

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Lets check in on the raccoon nursery school! 🦝 📽️ raccooncorner

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I don’t know about the movie yet, but the toys are adorable… #CaptainAmerica #RedHulk #plushtoys

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“Oh, you can’t figure out how to make a Blade movie, Kevin? I’ll just team up with OG Black Widow and make a Jurassic World movie for the competition.” - Mahershala Ali, maybe

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The creator of the comic strip “Strange Planet” has these reminders of the football rule book for #superbowl Sunday:

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Snoopy is all like, I don’t know and neither do you.

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🏈🏟️

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Fairly accurate…

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I’ve just found out that some people use their phone as some kind of device for talking to other people. Sounds horrible.

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Our pet bunny makes his annual Super Bowl pick!

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