The count is all like “Vee do eet for thee keeds, ju know, vee lohv to hahv every body involved.” And Frankenstein is all like “I personally enjoy berries and I’d like to —-FIRE BAD——sorry, I just like everyone to experience that kind of joy.”
it's the same reason krusty the clown could make all those (totally not dangerous) things and products while also being on tv and doing the other things he did
They aren't cereal company is just using characters VEEEEERY similar to them. But they got the copyright on the names and so Drac and the Monster can't sue them.
I'm not so sure. I mean they were terrified OF Adam, but that was simply because he existed in proximity to them, and not for any nefarious reasons on his part.
Dracula literally terrorised entire villages on purpose. I get a feeling he kind of enjoyed it actually like some kink he had.
As I understand it, it is just an endorsement deal. They lend their name and likeness in return for compensation that, in turn, funds their terrorism gigs there isn't really enough earned from villages to make it a self-sustaining concern. Most of the gold goes back to the villages for tax reasons
Count Chocula and Frankenberry are distinct characters with their own deep lore and backstory, thank you very much. In this thread I will explain it in detail (1/2,467)
The red food dye in the original Franken Berry cereal caused some kids to produce a pink stool that one parent described as looking like strawberry ice cream.
Alternate shifts. Dracula takes the night shift scaring and Frank the day shift. The factory has no windows so Dracula can work a few hours after his scaring gig
The confusion of identity between Victor Frankenstein - aka Dr Frankenstein - and the monster he cobbled together out of spare body parts - the nameless "Frankenstein's Monster" - has existed for more than a century.
At start of each month the Monsters Inc. has planning session where they break down the timetable to managable microtasks and schedule them. Terror/delightful -ratio has never been better!
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Dracula literally terrorised entire villages on purpose. I get a feeling he kind of enjoyed it actually like some kink he had.
Automation makes this little cursed village hum day and night!!!
"Die monster! You don't belong in this world! [...] You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"
But Chocula probably has lots of workers under his thrall.
They have soooo much time for R&D.
It's a vertically integrated enterprise that people grossly underestimate.
I’m a Cap’n Crunch man myself.
they likely have trusted number twos heading up anything under the operational umbrella and being groomed to assume the top spots once they retire
so they’re free to be narcissistic tv personalities while others do the real work
They probably outsource the terrorizing, probably overseas where the laws are looser, and cost is lower.
They just pull a Ryan Reynolds and Mint Mobile these cereal brands.
#praisecountchocula
#frankenberryftw
#shoutouttomybooberry
Don’t they know that the jobs they have is because of the cereal factory?!?
I'm sorry, that's a dad joke, I'll go put my self into timeout now...
And really, he only had the one.
I'm just guessing here.
Props.
That post gave me one of the biggest laughs I've had in a while 😆