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What's wrong with echo chambers? Echo chambers are amazing, say people who enjoy safe spaces and bats

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

WHO WANTS SOME GOOD NEWS?

submitted 4 hours ago • 16 comments

Always leave them wanting m

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

Before you get too invested in this friendship just know I'm a pizza blotter

submitted 14 hours ago • 8 comments

GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn the beat around DRUMMER: let me see what i can do GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn it upside down DRUMMER: bitch wtf

submitted 17 days ago • 15 comments

Let's skip the middle man and make orange juice flavored toothpaste already.

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

good to know that at least someone liked The Alto Knights

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I like that Robert DeNiro movie in which he plays a mobster

submitted 3 days ago • 36 comments

It's bullshit that whaling vessels get harpoon guns and I don't.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Not to get all political on here but the word 'gush' is infinitely worse than 'moist'.

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

(when the bill at a restaurant is brought) me: *neurospicy* i got this friend: okay. cool. thank you (fifteen minutes later alone in my car) me: i GOT this I got this I got THIS i got THis i GoT ThIS

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It’s day five in Occupied California, and people are engaging in dangerous behavior like walking their dogs and eating lunch. Thank goodness the marines are on their way to put a stop to this.

submitted 1 day ago • 177 comments

No one is reciprocating my "wazzzzzups?" at work. Is this no longer a thing?

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

The Rehearsal but for just getting out of bed

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no

submitted 3 days ago • 57 comments

me: may i have one vitamin vitamin bottle: how about nine me: just one please vitamin bottle: eleven it is!

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

jellyfish aren’t either of those things

submitted 3 days ago • 22 comments

People say that ICE agents are animals, but even animals know they shouldn’t shit where they sleep.

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

@mommunism.bsky.social Vetted by Molly Shah If this message reaches your heart, I kindly ask you to be a part of our hope.🫂 Can you contribute whatever you can to help us get meat meal? One kilo of meat costs $140😥😥 A simple donation could make my children so happy, Please.🥹🙏🙏 gofund.me/979bb6de

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Probably my least favorite way to be torn is to shreds

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

i used the contact form via the Governor's website. I selected "Immigration Issue" and "Request for Help" in the drop downs. My message was something like "Please get ya ass down here to Los Angeles to tell these feds they are not welcome here." Perhaps you would like to do this too! www.gov.ca.gov

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

I like that Robert DeNiro movie in which he plays a mobster

submitted 3 days ago • 36 comments

Imagine marrying someone and finding out they squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

I'm quite partial to being torn into giblets, personally.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

learning ventriloquism just to scare the shit out of my dentist

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Probably my least favorite way to be torn is to shreds

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

Me turning around dramatically in a chair but it's a normal chair so it's a lot of furious scootching until I eventually fall over

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

JUST so you know I have a lot of real friends and I could hang out with them ANY TIME I want to

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

Imagine marrying someone and finding out they squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

THOSE WHO KNOW WHAT IS GOOD WILL MAKE SURE TONY IS LOVED FOR HIS BDAY 🎉🎂🥳 @bornmiserable.bsky.social is A TREASURE and we are all so fortunate to share this awful world with him

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

23andMe sounds like a dating website run by Leonardo DiCaprio

submitted 22 days ago • 21 comments

people who say it’s always darkest before the dawn: congratulations, you’ve discovered sunrise

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments