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I'm just a wolf who's intentions are good oh lord please don't let me eat Red Riding Hood

submitted 12 hours ago • 26 comments

the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. fuck those guys

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

singer: are you ready to rock me: my feet hurt and it's hot in here I can't be expected to rock under these conditions

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Everyone says dolphins are very intelligent but if that's true why do they keep losing money following my stock tips? I'm just making some of these companies up. They don't even Google stuff. Idiots.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Now more than ever

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The thing that makes me laugh the most is probably humor

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Only sophisticated people know plain cheetos go with white wine and hot cheetos go with red

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Horror movie: you’re the only person online

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

what I lack in clarity of mind I make up for in something something whatever

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I do hope I can sort out dinner quicker than that but it's not started out well

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Now more than ever

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It’s not oversleeping if you never had any intention of getting out of bed.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I wish I had the optimism of the USPS offering forever stamps

submitted 186 days ago • 3 comments

I don't know how my husband expects me to clean the house every few days, pick the kids up from school, go through McDonalds drive thru and watch 10 hours of tiktok a day. I'm not superwoman.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Is this waiter flirting with me because they just handed me a piece of paper that says ME N U

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Shooting myself out of a cannon into bed

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

eBay sounds like it was invented by dolphins.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

It’s a smidge inaccurate to still be calling it a Newfoundland, don’t you think?

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

Only sophisticated people know plain cheetos go with white wine and hot cheetos go with red

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

I’m just gonna go ahead and burn my bingo card

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

The only way we’re going to make it through the day is with a lot of cats — way more cats than usual. Reply with a photo of your cat + a brief alt description and I will repost. Let’s flood the site with cats. Death by drowning in a sea of cats. Mutually assured destruction from cats

submitted 3 days ago • 43 comments

Back in my day we crushed women on Wednesdays, absolutely pulverized them

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me but You snooze You lose

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

I don’t care if my kids are performing demon-summoning rituals in their rooms after bedtime as long as they stay in there.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

but could you also offer a word to the unwise, so we don’t feel left out.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

[abruptly stops making lightsaber noises] I do.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

what’s the matter babe we’ve been in this cemetery for thirty minutes and you’ve barely eaten any of your tombstone pizza.

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me but You snooze You lose

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

My dog forces his head into my hands, causing my phone to crash to the floor. "C'mon, scroll my ears," he urges,"we are going to feel better."

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

singer: are you ready to rock me: my feet hurt and it's hot in here I can't be expected to rock under these conditions

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

inviting you on an all paid all inclusive nervous breakdown

submitted 5 days ago • 26 comments

I’ve never seen disappointment like when the waiter heard my Velcro wallet open up

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

It’s less time-consuming if you ask me how I’m not feeling.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments