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The Rehearsal but for just getting out of bed

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

some of you shouldn't think through the big issues without a spotter

submitted 10 hours ago • 4 comments

I think I could marry someone with different spiritual beliefs but if they don't accept my music (the superior music) they are dead to me

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

Surely THIS critique of that post will explain why it didn't right all the wrongs.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Whoever came up with cockamamie should be in charge of making up all the words

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

forgot to leave a plate of thermostats out last night for all the dads.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

It's always who's your daddy and not how's your daddy doing in these uncertain times

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Take that thing off and show me y

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

What's wrong with echo chambers? Echo chambers are amazing, say people who enjoy safe spaces and bats

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Chicago

submitted 2 days ago • 162 comments

Parenting is letting your teenager make fried chicken for dinner knowing there’s a 90% chance you’re gonna get salmonella

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

A bit ironic they called a 24 hour endurance race “Le Mans”.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Baby's first protest

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Massive #NoKings march in New York City!

submitted 2 days ago • 704 comments

life's too short to eat sun chips. every sun chip consumed is a terrible sadness.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Surely THIS post will right all the wrongs

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

#SanDiego #NoKings

submitted 2 days ago • 50 comments

I love you San Francisco 🧡🖤

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

This military parade could’ve been a Signal chat

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

Showing your child affection improves their mental and physical well-being, increases brain development, and might even one day save the American taxpayers forty-five million dollars.

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

Chicago, Illinois weather: 70 and sunny. DC weather (as the fascist parade begins): thunderstorms. Hey Marjorie, looks like God controls the weather. www.newsweek.com/pope-leo-mas...

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Before you get too invested in this friendship just know I'm a pizza blotter

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

I didn't even notice today was Friday the 13th. It didn't feel any more horrific than the rest of the days lately.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Remember, Kids, it's only called "Class Warfare," when the poor fight back.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

My milk is about to die. It’s at 2%.

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

I said “no diggity,” but that look in my eye said yes diggity.

submitted 14 days ago • 13 comments

hate the phrase "asshat" but do like the concept of a little hat for one's ass

submitted 3 days ago • 34 comments

Surely THIS post will right all the wrongs

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Sorry I'm late I was pondering the ephemeral nature of existence and whether anything matters

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

My script about a detective who goes blind but solves cases with a newly heightened sense of taste was rejected as "disgusting", "the stupidest thing we've ever heard", and "we don't validate parking"

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Woke up startled, thinking I was late for work, only to be relieved to find I was already there.

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

We’re thru!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments