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Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4

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Before you get too invested in this friendship just know I'm a pizza blotter

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

I didn't even notice today was Friday the 13th. It didn't feel any more horrific than the rest of the days lately.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Remember, Kids, it's only called "Class Warfare," when the poor fight back.

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

My milk is about to die. It’s at 2%.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

I said “no diggity,” but that look in my eye said yes diggity.

submitted 11 days ago • 13 comments

hate the phrase "asshat" but do like the concept of a little hat for one's ass

submitted 21 hours ago • 34 comments

Surely THIS post will right all the wrongs

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

Sorry I'm late I was pondering the ephemeral nature of existence and whether anything matters

submitted 17 hours ago • 9 comments

My script about a detective who goes blind but solves cases with a newly heightened sense of taste was rejected as "disgusting", "the stupidest thing we've ever heard", and "we don't validate parking"

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Woke up startled, thinking I was late for work, only to be relieved to find I was already there.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

We’re thru!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Always leave them wanting m

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

The hardest part of being a professional body builder has always been digging up the bodies.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

“Still punk as fuck” I say as I refill my bird feeders every day at 7am

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Her: Hey. My eyes are up here. Me: I was checking out your thumbs. Are those opposable?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Tired: me at 2 pm Wired: me at 2 am

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

someone post a terrible take, i want to cancel someone today

submitted 1 day ago • 123 comments

Let's skip the middle man and make orange juice flavored toothpaste already.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Ok but for real never let a bat take you to an echo chamber

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

What's wrong with echo chambers? Echo chambers are amazing, say people who enjoy safe spaces and bats

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

WHO WANTS SOME GOOD NEWS?

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

Always leave them wanting m

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

Before you get too invested in this friendship just know I'm a pizza blotter

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Before you get too invested in this friendship just know I'm a pizza blotter

I didn't even notice today was Friday the 13th. It didn't feel any more horrific than the rest of the days lately.

Remember, Kids, it's only called "Class Warfare," when the poor fight back.

My milk is about to die. It’s at 2%.

I said “no diggity,” but that look in my eye said yes diggity.

hate the phrase "asshat" but do like the concept of a little hat for one's ass

Surely THIS post will right all the wrongs

Sorry I'm late I was pondering the ephemeral nature of existence and whether anything matters

My script about a detective who goes blind but solves cases with a newly heightened sense of taste was rejected as "disgusting", "the stupidest thing we've ever heard", and "we don't validate parking"

Woke up startled, thinking I was late for work, only to be relieved to find I was already there.

We’re thru!

Always leave them wanting m

The hardest part of being a professional body builder has always been digging up the bodies.

“Still punk as fuck” I say as I refill my bird feeders every day at 7am

Her: Hey. My eyes are up here. Me: I was checking out your thumbs. Are those opposable?

Tired: me at 2 pm Wired: me at 2 am

someone post a terrible take, i want to cancel someone today

Let's skip the middle man and make orange juice flavored toothpaste already.

Ok but for real never let a bat take you to an echo chamber

What's wrong with echo chambers? Echo chambers are amazing, say people who enjoy safe spaces and bats

[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog

WHO WANTS SOME GOOD NEWS?

Always leave them wanting m

Before you get too invested in this friendship just know I'm a pizza blotter

GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn the beat around DRUMMER: let me see what i can do GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn it upside down DRUMMER: bitch wtf

Let's skip the middle man and make orange juice flavored toothpaste already.

good to know that at least someone liked The Alto Knights

I like that Robert DeNiro movie in which he plays a mobster