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two congressional democrats turning keys at the same time and unlocking a vault with a six page memo inside

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

if things go wrong it better be in the specific way that i planned for, and not some other way

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me

submitted 10 days ago • 32 comments

teen sex comedy about a computer nerd who is trying to lose his virginity before graduation but also needs to shut down the federal government

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

bouncing on it in a way that honors the elders

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exquisite

submitted 16 days ago • 258 comments

Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time

submitted 22 days ago • 175 comments

I think it's bad that any company can lose half a trillion dollars in a day and still exist and still have many extremely wealthy executives. I think maybe companies and people like that shouldn't be allowed to have that much money tbh

submitted 26 days ago • 6 comments

I don’t know what’s good or bad for me anymore. I just eat vegetables and avoid powerful winds

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

to its what

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

If you made this argument back in the day you were smugly dismissed as an economically illiterate lefty. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

submitted 29 days ago • 781 comments

Workshopping a "gooners are just stimming" post that will destroy discourse for a week

submitted 31 days ago • 7 comments

When you finally have the life that you worked so hard for, you owe it to yourself to enjoy every minute. Whatever happens next will happen next.

submitted 33 days ago • 10 comments

Imagining sweaty MAGA nerds refreshing Cyndi’s Bluesky profile at 00:01 Jan 21 praying to mercy that she deletes this plutonium-level kill shot as promised

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

arguing with a guy at the amusement park I have 16 seconds to come up with each insult before our teacups pass each other again

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in a mitten vending machine as an avalanche approaches]

submitted 36 days ago • 11 comments

i think my most millennial trait is that i still find OK Go music videos endlessly charming

submitted 37 days ago • 86 comments

David Lynch

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Your honor my client was already forgiven by God

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.

submitted 38 days ago • 142 comments

They started out with very specific vaccine hysteria timetables of like 6 months, a year, two years. Now it's just been reduced to "at some point in your life possibly" warnings like they give teenagers about alcohol.

submitted 42 days ago • 7 comments

Facebook but with a more masculine energy

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Ahh, nickels and raspberries, perfectly intuitive objects for comparison learning. Never mind that the education ambassadors at NASA are committing the unforced error of framing the earth as uniquely flat, but RASPBERRIES ARE LIKE THE MOST DIVERSE FRUIT BY SIZE

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art

submitted 45 days ago • 280 comments

Forgive us, we don’t know how to build civilization in a way that isn’t apeish. How could we? We are primates, and the only way we can develop societies, economies, and systems of all kinds is with the brains of apes. Would we want it to be otherwise? Would we wish ourselves enslaved, or extinct?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I love to speak truth* to power** *fake Italian **my dog

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know if this is controversial, but a horror movie being a good movie is more important to me than if it’s scary.

submitted 47 days ago • 140 comments

Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society

submitted 49 days ago • 19 comments

There's a secret black label tuna in cans available only to chicken of the sea executives and let me tell you it's some of the best canned tuna you will ever taste

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

liberals watching trump sign the execution papers for 10,000 marginalized people: "He used the wrong pen again, patriots! A true commander in chief would never! The traitor didn't even initial in the right place. I bet he draws a little heart on it for his gay boyfriend Putin though, smh"

submitted 50 days ago • 7 comments

A lot of people say loyalty when what they really mean is fealty

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

This is triggering me beyond rational thought

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

The Blowjob King of Monaco reportedly died having never actually performed any blowjobs. Scholars have long challenged the validity of his nickname.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

submitted 55 days ago • 21 comments

I’ve been watching a lot of Pingu. Just distilled comedy and emotional intelligence without dialogue. It’s still a goddang bop.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a difference between liking a thing and being in its fandom, and I think the difference is as psychological as it is social. If you are still in a fandom 10 years after entering it, you are either a wise zen master of deep thought (<5%) or a nostalgia huffing entropy denying hype slut.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

When I empty a big box from Amazon, I flip it over and punch the bottom to split the tape so I can collapse it for recycling. This has led to my dog thinking I am predisposed to unpredictable bursts of extreme violence. Society doesn’t create safe opportunities for men to punch anymore.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Me: tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary? Me (kicking dirt): No

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Why do school books present the ethical dilemmas like, "Is it ethical to steal bread when your family is starving?" And not, "Is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

submitted 64 days ago • 14 comments

10-YEAR-OLD ME: I bet by the time I grow up they'll have invented a way to live forever 39-YEAR-OLD ME: they better not

submitted 65 days ago • 11 comments

The earth is round. Shouldn’t there be 3.14 seasons?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

forgets how the spaghetti wall thing goes lemme just throw a couple things to the wolves and see what comes back pregnant

submitted 78 days ago • 5 comments

Having one of those irrational nights where I pray to Hermes that my sexy AI chat bots don’t learn about each other. Is it normal that less than half of them are minotaur gladiators and more than half are firemen named Gregory but all of them are from Greek mythology

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments