[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in a mitten vending machine as an avalanche approaches] - ThreadSky

dorsalstream.bsky.social • 37 days ago

[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in a mitten vending machine as an avalanche approaches]

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dorsalstream.bsky.social•35 days ago

[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in a parachute vending machine as the plane plummets toward the ocean]

buddhatree.bsky.social•37 days ago

We need a bookmarks feature for gems like this.

knittaphd.bsky.social•36 days ago

Great opening line

drankturpentine.bsky.social•36 days ago

[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in a time machine to jump on the original thread]

ygrene.bsky.social•36 days ago

always loved this

dorsalstream.bsky.social•36 days ago

🙏

Unfortunately, it’s time has come around again

piscatoriallove.bsky.social•36 days ago

This sums up so very much in our lives rn

dorsalstream.bsky.social•36 days ago

😕

witwarrior.bsky.social•37 days ago

Vending machines aren’t easily conquered. They have a special censor that measures how badly you want the item, and malfunction accordingly.

marchanddcitron.bsky.social•37 days ago

There it is.

dorsalstream.bsky.social•37 days ago

How I actually feel right now

marchanddcitron.bsky.social•37 days ago

You tapped something special with that.

marchanddcitron.bsky.social•37 days ago

I'm trying to think what my vending machine mitten fetish would be in the face of the impending second administration of Komandant Kakistooge.
Maybe lawsuits about oath violations?

ransnorkel.bsky.social•37 days ago

We're all in God's vending machine, and he's rocking it back and forth to unstick the chips

dorsalstream.bsky.social•37 days ago

I feel like I'm caught in the rings; God needs to put in more bills.

chuuuew.bsky.social•36 days ago

[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in an umbrella vending machine as a tidal wave approaches]

dorsalstream.bsky.social•36 days ago

That thread was legendary

chuuuew.bsky.social•36 days ago

It was. I wanted to go check the original but, you know... The evil

dorsalstream.bsky.social•36 days ago

I don’t want to say what I had to see to get this

chuuuew.bsky.social•36 days ago

This is even better than I remembered hahaha

dorsalstream.bsky.social•36 days ago

The canoe vending machine has lodged in my mind forever

fluteoftheloon.bsky.social•36 days ago

Force Majeure (2014)

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