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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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mood

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some entertaining pro-wrestling tonight

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Describe your account in one Simpsons image

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tomorrow is election day in Ontario - the day we get to learn how stupid most of our friends and neighbours are (or aren't, possibly, but i'm not holding my breath)

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The iconic Daily Planet building was first shown in the Superman animated cartoon "The Arctic Giant,” which premiered on February 26, 1942.

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my favourite part in Daredevil season 2 is when everything's going to shit and Foggy yells at Matt "Stop acting like these things just happen to you! Nobody makes you..." because that is a big thing I hate in stories - characters making bad decisions and lying to everyone and then moping about it.

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i don't really know anything about fashion but i don't like the new supergirl outfit. it combines all the elements i don't like from other supergirl outfits into one.

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Some of my Supergirl art for the new series I'm writing and drawing!

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You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic

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this is like if he was voted "#1 best guy named grant gustin" like ok bro congratulations but it's not like there's a lot of competition

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Stupid is as stupid does.

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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

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Wally “THE FLASH” West

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As many people correctly identify: one of the main downsides of a lack of money is an over-abundance of stress. My therapist -that I no longer go to due a lack of money- and my physical therapist -same- both kept telling me to avoid stress. Turns out, I can't. No money, see.

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hey are you the water temple from zelda cause i really wanna be inside you but once i'm in there i have no idea what to do

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It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.

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watching Daredevil again from season 1 and it's crazy how much better this version of Karen Page is than the one in the comics

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The most notable thing about Elon Musk pretending to be an elite gamer is not how quickly the gamers outed him as a fraud, which is hilarious, but it’s how every other arena where he’s passed himself off as a genius has let him get away with it. He’s not a tech god, rocket man or car expert.

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Rare image of a daredevil stepping on a lego

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man i like AEW and i like Daniel Garcia but i am getting so tired of this being his finishing move. it does not feel like he's "winning" his matches or building any real momentum.

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drop a dragon

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accurate ad for flash rebirth

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If you subscribe to Microsoft 365 Personal, the 40% price increase is a con to upsell you AI. Your old plan and price is still there called "Classic" - but only if you try to cancel. Microsoft should be ashamed if not prosecuted.

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That Mr. Freeze from the other day made me want to do a BRAINIAC. Kind of a few versions smooshed together but 🤷🏻‍♂️

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SUCK IT DORK

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In the middle of a snowstorm here in Missouri so… MR. FREEZE, of course!! ☃️

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it's funny how much nintendo embraced the message of this PSP ad and made it a reality while sony is like "you can only use the portable version of our console if you're at home with the console"

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so here's my controversial opinion on this fuck employers. honestly. guys, you decided at some point that you are not going to train your own employees, you are not going to invest anything into them and you expect them to be ready and 110% from day one minute one fuck you

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The funniest thing about dc comics is that at the dead core of it all is The Flash; who has the power to erase the universe at any time, but thankfully, he’s kinda dumb

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