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When you're finally ready to move on from the hardware store's lemonade stand.

Maybe the best single episode of television ever made. It's been a long time since I've felt this heartbroken for a character. Thank you @benstiller.redhour.com

No, no, no. You misunderstood me. "Hit list" is just a colloquialism for all the things you think are the best and really really cool.

Know my misanthropy is peaking for the day when a nice driver let's me cross against the light and, while giving them the 'thank you' wave, my only real thought is "dumbest looking mother fucker I've ever seen."

The real benefit of age gap friendships is never having to admit I'm stupid when @bomattcourier.bsky.social sends me a post I don't understand. "Must be a pokey man thing."

The Trolley Problem from a different perspective.

You call it Thursday, but in our house we call it Severance Day.

And KH was promising not just to retain, but to actively court. Jellyfish party.

Oh boy, $150,000!

What I'm really looking for when I tune in for RC coverage is endless cycles of 90s buttrock while a poorly angled camera catches tired nerds strolling aimlessly. Thankfully, Wizards delivers every time.

Page 197 slaps.

Look, I know that MANY of you think @bomattcourier.bsky.social is a hard guy to like, but last night he made an 8-hour roundtrip trek to Asheville so that Lucille and I could get home to Roanoke, and that's gotta count for something. A mensch. A hero. A housemate and dog uncle for the record books.

Fuck You Heroes

If you're mad he didn't have the exact same politics as you, be the change you want to see in the world.

Given my @, I would like all 4 of you to acknowledge that I was a fan of righteous murder way before it was cool.

This is one of the few opportunities you're going to have to publicly endorse murder and be one of the good guys. If you can't embrace this moment, you are actively impeding your own happiness and the happiness of everyone who's cool.

Choked up on the bus reading the live commentary of today's SCOTUS arguments. Institutional power has never been on the side of the people, but now it's, once again, being allowed to take the lives and hope of everyone it claims to protect.

Lu begged me to watch @calebdmtg.bsky.social draft vintage cube, and then promptly fell asleep. She's gonna fit in perfectly.

Just drove 1500 miles in 24 hours. AMA

700 miles down. 700 to go. Lucille says hi.

There is no horror so profane as an email deserving of a reply.

I actually think one of the really interesting things going on with the intellectual whiplash around gen AI and fair use is a proposition that seems intuitive to the lay person but unintuitive to lawyers: the creation of more information leads to less knowledge, not more

You ever have to watch a dumb bee die cause he flew into your soup? Rest in power Pho Boy.

Fun fact about the band Fugazi: despite being the most popular act in the “post-hardcore” genre, they were hilariously bad at business, selling tickets for way below the normal price and not even bothering to sell merchandise. If one of them had taken a business class they might be millionaires!

It took me an entire two years, but I finally unpacked one of my six boxes of books.