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submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

do we still call them Republicans if they don't want a republic?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

my dog loves to eat chicken which is funny because he's a cowardly pomeranian who would easily lose a fight against a chicken

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06 Feb 2025

submitted 16 days ago • 12 comments

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

submitted 17 days ago • 1765 comments

Elon Musk is the stupidest man alive.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

an important life protocol is when there’s a food you find delicious, you tell people, and when there’s a food you don’t like remember that nobody gives a shit what you don’t like

submitted 27 days ago • 24 comments

the Democrats are the people on the roof in Independence Day welcoming the aliens

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

whimperers are like "it's not exactly the same salute" and I'm like yeah because he's as bad at doing it as he is at doing everything else

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

dozens of online contrarians suddenly began writing new manuscripts all titled "The Locksmith"

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

i accidentally bought a Meyer's hand soap that smells like men's cologne (birchwood) and I think it's going to drive me insane

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

if all else fails, you know what they say... "get fucked"

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Ad on a podcast just stated, "sometimes getting better is harder than getting sick". wHat the fuck do you mean "sometimes"

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

getting your name put on a major hospital is virtue signaling. being a good person is not.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

eunuchorn

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

the year is 2030. when you pass through airport security, all of your clothes and belongings are disintegrated. you are sealed naked into a pod and loaded onto a plane. your checked bags are sold at auction as blind boxes. when you arrive at your destination you are offered a single Saltine cracker

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I remember seeing a comment on an article about a Tesla crashing into a building being like "why did they have to say it was a Tesla?" Like facts are facts my friend if it had said a Nissan your Tesla-owning-ass wouldn't have noticed

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

everybody on here just wisping some clouds

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments