I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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as in no one was ever prepared to do it. the preparation for "some untitled oligarch is gonna send his little group of idolizing kidlets in to fuck things up" was not there.
https://www.404media.co/heres-a-pdf-version-of-the-cia-guide-to-sabotaging-fascism/
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Shesus ..
What’s that say about me??😂😂
It’s not on the banned school library list yet
& a teacher with a piano, playing hymns ALL DAY.
I'd love to join along.
I'll start a marching band and we'll see how many I accidently trip 🪇🎺📯🎺
I don’t know who/what/where that is.
That can’t be done because [inane reason].
Someone else does that. No I don’t know who.
No one ever told me how to [basic job function].
It ran out/stopped working. No I didn’t tell anyone bc [inane reason].
And the classic: sign them up with every newsletter available with their professional and personal emails.
Give their phone numbers on every sites you can so they end up being called all the time.
#DRUGGIES
#DOGE
#MUSKPICKEDTHEM
LOOK, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
Top tip from my schooldays.
https://www.cia.gov/static/5c875f3ec660e092cf893f60b4a288df/SimpleSabotage.pdf
Thanks for making me laugh 💙
One is left feeling afraid and broken.
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I may have had more than one "did you mean to hit reply using the name ratface" meeting.
These are all the staples of a normal office experience that can be weaponized to an effective degree.
Flea bomb?
Contact adhesive
Our sweet gal went through one every two years. Just worn out👍🎵
I'm just saying.
Some doe pee in the air vents near the main fans might be fun... or setting a few skunks loose in the buildings.
You know Muskrat would make it some sick game show offering money to find stuff and there will be desperate people willing to risk it.
watch some Marx Brothers or Home Alone if you need inspiration
#DoNotComply
Stop flushing toilets
Spill 7-Up on the keyboards.
Leave behind a few bedbugs.
maybe a fruit stand could be involved somehow as well?
would the police mow down a crip with a cane (me, i'm the crip)? probably, but they're gonna look REAL bad doing it.
Spill coffee into your keyboard.
Act the opposite of what a helpful, competent person would do.
It has occurred to me that older architecture may not naturally possess such a sensor.
And, of course, ladies are just hopeless with tech. You were trying to keep costs down.
...oh no... you have to go to the bathroom again... oh no... everything just takes SO LONG.
It's best if you can time your farts to these check ins.
The Old Man in the Mountain knows, that’s who!
https://www.tn.gov/content/dam/tn/health/documents/Quick_Sheet_Guidelines_jd_FINAL.pdf
You know what you can't be fired for? Demanding every order by digitally signed email.
What? No access card? Such a shame. Have you completed your annual training?
What did you mean by DEI? What's that? I don't understand.
I hope they commit to obstruction through malicious compliance, but I don't think most a brave enough to so it.
I never said obstruction or non-compliance. An experienced civil servant can bring a project to a halt while fully responding and complying.
They also know how to document orders.
I hope there are people brave enough to do it anyway.
The White House is already folding. Keep the pressure up.
For all the contractors out there.
Did you submit a ticket? What's the ID number?
*3 days later*
Perfect! I'll get that to the right team.
Every day can be "bring your bagpipe to work" day if you're motivated enough.
I recall staying at a nice hotel in the middle of Ottawa.
The six a.m. bagpipe playing was the only sour note in an otherwise lovely trip.
🤣
THIS is the way
Not good at playing bagpipes? Even better!
can be. We Canadians will destroy you with emotional warfare and then turn it up by 10 decimals
2) close in
Concentrating as many people who are trying to get away as possible. It's perfect. They'll be anxious, annoyed, and aggressive.
Screech out bagpipe sounds with every exhale, LET'S GO!!!
I don’t think I could love it any more than I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhgJV0Pg54Y
(But I would totally take money to do this, ngl)
They will keep using this tactic until people realize it's utter farce.
Boy, that really paid off.
(Yes, I know it rarely does when faced with flat out threats)
Unplugging things and chopping the cables are also good short-term delay tactics.
And it case it hasn’t been mentioned, wipe everything down with a thing layer of honey water, make EVERYTHING sticky
Bullet ants maybe.
When I was a cleaner I used to rearrange little things, move the trash can to the other side of the room, change their chairs, etc. Petty inconveniences just enough to be annoying 😆🖕🏻
He is the criminal organization.
Every accusation is a confession.
😉
"Make it so"
Why follow norms and protocols for people who tell you ahead of time that they plan to trample on the norms and protocols?
Super glue a USB stick into the slot and snap it off. Get creative in a destructive type of way
There is no conspiracy among the public servants who have dutifully showed up year after year to do their jobs.
Two birds, one stone.
People (men, mostly) need to get over that weird hangup.
Unarmed people on streets in masses is how autocrats fall.
If ever there were a time to be ageist, now is it. Bully these trust fund snots.
That voice is sooooo good
If you don’t mind sending me a friend request…
FAFO.
There’s a lot of everyday work accidents and slow-down issues that can suddenly become an epidemic, with nobody able to tell which are intentional.
And you should be too.
Short answer: I have a vastly larger understanding of History, contract law, privacy law, HR operations, and how government agencies are run, than it would be possible for you to match.
from their black backpacks by their shoulders upside down while they wept,
Taken Video, and streamed it live.
Shame for having no fucking imagination when the time was perfectly ripe for it!
Nazi Raid, they sat and Let It Happen.
Grow A Spine, USA!
Shame I hadn’t been there.
Backpack beat down would have ensued, then fierce hilarity.
Eventually people will have to face the fact that to undo the damage there will have to be arrests of men like Musk and Trump, and probably a whole lot of others besides. But that's later.
Like, didn't these people ever have to do evasive maneuvers on a raging mom with a wooden spoon in her hand screaming "wait 'til your father gets home".
Sheesh! Get a life already.
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There are literally 30 million people on BlueSky who are resisting. And we care very much!
These are the same people in federal offices all over the country. You need to look more deeply.
There are small acts of resistance going on everywhere.and they all count toward something.
We don’t need money in politics. We just need people to participate.
https://www.nationalfinancialplan.com
It reminds me of when my toddler and her toddler cousin locked themselves in a room in the house and we could only watch them play from the window whilst trying to get them to open the door.
And that's just what Elon smells like.
THEY N E E D YOUR
$ ‘s
NEED LIKE
REALLY NEED.
BOYCOTT THE FELONY CLUB
YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE.
THEY CONFESSED TO YOU!!!!
YOU HAVE A TRILLION DOLLAR BUDGET AT THE CLICK
OF A MOUSE
USE IT. ALL DAY EVERYDAY, IN EVERY WAY. YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
Curtailing these programs has been a stated GOP goal for years. It was published by Heritage. Ppl voted for it.
They complain on FB about how long the refund takes.
Just wait.
ACAB
This is a "death of a thousand cuts" type of tactic that needs as many people as possible to do it and to keep doing it -- so even if everyone's willing, you can't afford to be risking yourselves.
I’ve been wondering for days now why every single one of them hasn’t just said,
“Hell NO! You can just Fuck all the Way Off!!”
Lock them in.
Velaethia if you don’t mind sending me a friend request…
Still could have delayed everything and made calls to Congress. I only heard one instance of staff refusing and they were immediately put on leave/fired.
Or else they did have security who simply did not do their jobs. One downed fed could have stopped all of this.
.
Leave the mess. Blow the building. Bury the evidence. Burn the rubble.
Problem solved. World saved. Life can go on Nazi-less 🤗
I'm not saying hurt people, but if someone slips on goo then has a toolbox dropped on them, it would be... effective 🤷🏾♂️
Have an F' N SITIN
Best regards to Jean 🩷🩷
You might be better off not reading them and getting these thoughts of mine, going through yer head too!
Elon just makes me rage. To counter that, I try hard to cut it off and sub something silly/stupid/ridiculous/and as visual and explicit as possible!!
A relief!😁👍🤪
I might hurt them.
And end up dead.
But at least I wouldn't have to deal with this fukkin mess.
😁
So, we need a Blue Military Militia to muscle our way and fight their 'Elon Security Goons'.
Make sure they have sugar alcohol in them.
We really should march them ALL to the guillotines, save for Bernie, AOC and a few others.
They’re squatting in a federal building. Elon’s henchmen.
MAKE.SHIT.HAPPEN
or else they WILL execute their plans i.e. smash the country for good.