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Colorado allows your dog to “sign” your marriage certificate as an official witness.

That’s how you write a headline, people.

Weeeeeee! 🤩 m.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgW...

Me when my partner asks if I want to go ahead and pack for our upcoming trip TONIGHT.

I hope both teams kiss

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

This is the GOP’s long con on full display.

Sunday Snoot & Scone

You may know me from such outbursts as "NO FUCKING WAY" and "GOD DAMMIT"

You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

A band we love is doing a 5pm show for NYE. 🥹 Yes, let me wiggle and dance but be in bed before 10pm.

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy vs Laura Loomer and Ann Coulter

🎄Merry Weenmas! 🎄

Gotta figure out a way to deal with the homophone problem of telling people “Yeah, I’m really excited about Krypto.”

There's no "controversy" over The Witcher 4, it's just gotten picked up in what is now a cottage industry of YouTube-based outrage content farming by people who have zero actual investment in or understanding of the things they cover multiple times a day, every day

This battleground looks messyyyy 💅 Check out the full trailer on YouTube: youtu.be/HJiScC79820 Don’t miss #Borderlands4's gameplay debut in early 2025. ► Wishlist now: 2kgam.es/Borderlands4

Tune-in to #TheGameAwards to see #Borderlands4! Keep your eyes WIDE OPEN and don’t miss what we’ve been working on.

Heathrow is some beans and toast bullshit. Fuck this airport for all eternity and then please bend space and time to fuck off BEYOND forever.

Visited one of the most beautiful permanent art collections in the world and spent 5 entire minutes cackling at this turtle.

If you’ve ever wondering if I’m “chill” or “relaxed” I invite you to sit on any bed in outside clothes and wait for my reaction. That’s the real me.

When anyone in Europe rolls their eyes at me or makes “ugh Americans” grumbles I just remember that if they saw a Buccees they would shit their pants.

Met a dog today who only speaks Hungarian.

Today I learned you can get micro spikes through airport security. 👍

Hello Bluesky! We’re excited to be here. Check out our cute 3d printed fall pins and earrings. They’re super lightweight and text is easy to read from a distance. scienceandfiction.etsy.com #smallbusiness #fallvibes #autumn #earrings #pronounpins #fallleaves #pumpkin

GIVE TO ME

Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something