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love this from @mollyjongfast.bsky.social (and doesn't hurt that she's smacking down chris matthews)

would the cars from Cars who have teeth use auto insurance or dental insurance

now

everyone needs to watch this movie

TETRIS TOTS

Ken Griffey Jr took this photo

I’ve long said space is none of my damn business and the Blue Origin stunt has only solidified my resolve.

Ciara and Megan Thee Stallion at Coachella 2025

Meg bringing Latifah out to do UNITY was such a satisfying moment. #MEGCHELLA

The fascist regime pretends to care about us, but no one in America has done more to legitimize anti-Jewish hate than Musk and Trump.

America doesn’t know how to function without free/cheap labor cuz it never intended to be without slaves.

Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner. nymag.com/intelligence...

i love his laugh

Salient points: -Notice how he didn’t indicate which party did it (because they’re both guilty) -Notice how he said both nations engaged in trade but only one reinvested into his people. -40 years. Thats how long they waited on their lick back, so that the minimum time it will take for America.

I do believe that eugenics is the key to this moment & am even drafting something with a friend about how everything we’re seeing them do today comes down to the idea that everyone else should be in service of the perfect white man they imagine themselves to be

They called the targeting of brown people of another faith and erosion of civil liberties the “patriot” act so you would feel guilty or fearful for being against it. So you would adopt an us versus them mindset. You were being groomed for autocratic rule all along.

I love following the live cameras on Okeanos! You never know what you will see! oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/livestreams/... 🦑

Read more and you’ll be able to craft better insults.

There are likely effective vaccines for major health concerns like Bird Flu, Lyme Disease, and even multiple forms of cancer - just to name a few - but we just lost funding for further study, our entire vaccine advisory group, most drug approval personnel at FDA, and HHS is overseen by antivaxxers…

LMFAOOOOOO This made laugh really hard. 😂😂

all of this right here

This is my ultimate fav

From earlier this week: 2/3s of girls ages 13-17 live in states that ban or severely restrict their abortion access. This comes as anti-abortion lawmakers increasingly test new, ever-more restrictive abortion laws on minors, claiming to protect while actually placing them in further danger:

SHE SAID YES!!!!! 💖🔥✨ to cancelling the meeting

The 10% tariff alone is a $2500 per household annual tax hike!

“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.” — Ta-Nehisi Coates

Lemme just say God bless the meteor that killed off the dinosaurs that created the fossil fuel that was put in the vehicle that transported your mother to the hospital to ensure you were delivered safely to this world 😍😍

Does anyone know what he's talking about? Where are the showers not working? Where are the dishwashers not doing the job? Where is this coming from? I feel like an investigation will show that Trump shafted a plumbing contractor and they got revenge by messing with the pipes at Mar-a-Lago.

Because tech bros are in charge

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

LOVE a brunch, especially with a theme with my friends

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You cannot deport an American citizen from America. If this comes to pass -- and hopefully it will not -- call it what it is: state-sanctioned kidnapping and human trafficking

whew