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New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day theonion.com/new-ice...

WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer

NEW FOR QAA: I suspend my glass ceiling-breaking campaign to be the new Pope to report on the great British freakout over the Netflix series Adolescence. Is it riveting, timely television? Or a state-sponsored anti-incel psy-op?

ICE Argues Migrants In Camps Are Free To Die At Any Time theonion.com/ice-arg...

This is two global elections in ONE WEEK where the conservative candidate trying to become prime minister not only led his party to a big loss but lost their own seat in parliament (!) in huge upsets. We are global pariahs unseen since the end of the Cold War and need stronger domestic opposition.

Compromise position: there are no billionaires, but there is exactly one trillionaire. Chronicles of Riddick rules: you keep what you kill. Anyone can challenge the trillionaire at any time, and the murder of the trillionaire is legal and grants you their property.

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A Little Mermaid sequel where Ariel finds out Eric has been cheating for years with other random teenage girls who had just gotten their legs and pussies from sea witches so Ariel returns to the ocean and uses her singing voice to lure sailors to their watery graves.

I went to temu the other day to see if it was true that they only show items already in American warehouses now (it's true) and that is how I accidentally bought this T-shirt for $4.35

I know what day it is today

S P I R A L I N G 🎨▪ #ocart ▪ #ocsky ▪ #azerart

Someone just say immigration is good actually! Higher Education is good actually! Paying higher tax is good actually!

Roses are red Oligarchs are dated

This is the big one. On International Worker's Day, learn about the massive upheaval that is largely unknown today but created the first May Day in America and would be the widest and deepest strike wave of the 1800s.

the metaverse will continue until morale improves

Raf mastered the art of catnapping when he was a kid because it wasn't often that he'd be allowed to sleep for as long as he needed to at night. Mom would often be awake with him as early as 5am and bedtime was usually between 10pm-12am. Mom figured that /

Here we go! — presenting the prompt list for #Mayllennial— a daily art prompt challenge in May, filled with millennial nostalgia. ✨ Draw, write, or create however much you want, however much effort you want. ☺️ Have fun!

yeah i am pretty much on the side of primary everyone

April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

The 19 richest U.S. households saw a $1 trillion wealth increase in 2024, a rise that exceeds the size of Switzerland’s economy. These 19 households now control $2.6 trillion in wealth — almost as much wealth as the bottom 50% of American households. If this isn't an oligarchy, what is?

The more I think about this, the more I'm in favor: 1. Popeness is basically the super royal treatment, which Trump craves 2. People come from all across the world to literally kiss his extremities 3. Maybe he'll resign as president 4. If he's going to destroy one world power, destroy the church

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We made a deliberate choice as a nation, until now, not to have a police state. We siloed off federal data and put in place laws, regulations, policies and internal norms to prevent the federal government from putting together everything it knows about you into one place. Trump is ending all that.

The person who invited me to “Monday Sunrise Yoga” doesn’t know me in three different ways.

Let’s normalize putting the name of the corporation that owns the private prison in the headline whenever something like this happens

Meet Link and Nova! Orphaned in the wild in November and brought to the zoo by WDFW, these cougar cubs are exploring their outdoor habitat and getting plenty of play time.

The way imperial senators are acting in Andor s2e4 is not hurting my theory that Sen. Chris Coons is the Jar Jar Binks of our present dystopia.

The DE "Council on Development Finance" just gave $3.5m in public money to various private business, incl. $1m to a chemical plant currently owned by a Japanese corporation Low level stuff, but a good reminder that "private enterprise" depends - extensively – on govt largess.

Overheard: “William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of them dead.”

How many kids in America do you think are getting money from the Tooth Fairy and are using it gamble on DraftKings? More than a thousand? I’d guess it’s more than a thousand.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

me: my bff asked me if i would spend so much time on twitter (which is what she calls bluesky) if i had a bf & i said bitch (which is what i call her), imma write a tweet (which is what i call a post) about this my fake internet bf: what

“For decades, MS-13 thugs have identified themselves by wearing black gowns and carrying around wooden hammers with which they could enact their sick sense of gangland justice,” said FBI director Kash Patel theonion.com/fbi-cla...