dougpai.bsky.social
Concepts of the Beans emoji. 🫛
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Narcan seems to be working.
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Automatic invites to Hegseth signal chat. Direct line to the Kremlin.
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ðŸ˜
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He said it was something bigger than Israel/Iran. Getting ready for his announcement that he won another golf tourney.
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This money should go directly to the people... 50% to me (it's my idea) and 50 split 300 million ways.
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Electricity.
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Governor Walz should publicly thank him for not calling.
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He can't find the map.
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Cop needs to smile more.
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Definitely need to check its governor module.
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Me and my brothers in the back of the station wagon. Mom! He touched me! No I didn't! Stop touching me. I'm not touching you! (Puts his finger next to my face) I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you!
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Good damnit! I'm dressed in riot gear you better believe I'm gonna use it!
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Maybe they know my girlfriend.
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Or maybe, hear me out, the people that showed up couldn't figure out how to get past, gave up, and went home.
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Thanks for making that clear. 😂
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So do Russian hookers.
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Pretty sure that's backwards.
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Laying down some shade on ventriloquist dummies.
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I like to think that roaches have too high an IQ.
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How's your porn tracker doing?
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This is why I think the ear assassination was BS
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Oh the horror of seasonal allergy attacks!
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Nothing bad would ever happen if you would just broadcast 24/7/365.25.
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Protects that kid from getting shot at school.
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Funny, cause it coincides with bone-spur awareness day.
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Disrespect is a type of respect.
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Trump gonna be pissed that they're not goose stepping.
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So asking a question is now violence? Sorry didn't mean to knock you down with my question.
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Note: The first word is a pronoun.
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IKR.
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Sometimes I wonder about this woman! Thanks for sharing.
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Idiot. If you want to look thin, hang around with fat people.
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I doubt that's the real number.
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1. Security Unit. Preservation alliance
2.Medicine Man. Amazon Forest
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Mordor has always looked like that.
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Notably the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
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Meh. Who cares? We're all going to die.
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Well, at least he didn't say 86 or 69.
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It amazes me that out of all the characters in the Bible they choose to glorify the serpent.
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Hooked up my Roku Premiere to my new TCL Google TV so I could watch FSTV. Then I found out that It has the FSTV app on it.
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Find where National Guard is.
Send Taco trucks.
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He was only one decimal point away.
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Real, see what you made me do vibe
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They are not non-lethal, they are not less than lethal, they are less-lethal. They should only be used when lethal force is called for.
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Fidel wore it better.
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Or, hear me out. A bunch of minimum wage tweens...