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dpmengelt.social
Thinker. Builder. Creator of #1 apps. Not negative - just solving for stupid in real time. https://puzzleaisle.com
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Not gonna lie. Kinda wish I had a chicken sandwich slim jim right about now.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

At the arcade. 1pm on a Friday. #1 in Joust. Life choices? Flawless.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

When you and your new candle accidentally make eye contact.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Burger King out here serving chicken sandwich slim jims. (sauce packet included for scale) #chickensadwich #burgerking

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Pro tip: Want someone to try that new snack cake you bought? Just balance the box on top of the fridge door so it hits them in the head when they open it. Guaranteed results.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Some people will be happy for me. Most will pretend they’re not jealous. #Arbys

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

There’s two kinds of people. Normal people, and feral sociopaths that use their own kitchen silverware to scoop wet pet food out of the cans. Personally, I use the toddler’s mini silverware.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

The idea of running to the grocery store just for dill sounds pretty awful, but so does making egg salad without dill - and so does not making any egg salad at all. This is quite the predicament.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

If Elon saves Hooters I’m going to be very conflicted.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Is this where I find the best egg salad sandwich recipe in the world? Because that’s that I’m looking for.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Doh! I forgot the dill!

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I've never been one to engage in that peanut butter trick people joke about with their dogs.. but after tasting Cadbury Caramel Spread, I gotta say, if that's your thing, your dog might really appreciate the upgrade.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

👋🏻 Hi.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments