dragontickler.bsky.social
Uncreative, unfunny, unproductive, unbearably cool
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Trump isn’t even making it to his third coronary much less a third term.
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Musk is burning the hell out and any dem who tries to hitch their train to him will fry along with him. This is a pretty good opportunity to get rid of 2 jackasses in the same swoop, I encourage all the party hacks to jump into the musk dumpster and burn with him.
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pre malone is one of the main issues with the pullout strategy
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It was what I was put on this earth to do.
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We live in a golden age
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Why is the first taco nothing but leftover chipotle salsas and the second taco just a bag of cheap cheese and barely chopped lettuce
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You are the Durst one to make this joke
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That’s just jay jay he gots no teeth and he smells like piss. Good ol Jay Jay.
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This is hilarious. Simple timeline:
Sales are fine > Cancel DEI programs > huge protest, sales crater > Sales continue to crater > respond by screwing up even harder and doubling down
Target is going to go Kmart in less than 4 years.
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Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s Abbot-lene
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Oh fr?
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Can you imagine ending it with that dr Seuss looking blaster?
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I actually played the entire slap sequence in my brain from this one frame
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If you split a baby carrot in half, Boom, two carrots. Trumponomics.
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They’ll never find me in hiding in plain sight. Plain being a white dude in this case.
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Hot take, TLJ is better than two of the prequels and arguably better than ROTJ
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Self described “centrists” are just republicans who see other republicans getting divorced and saying “lying is easier than alimony”
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Me just wandering aimlessly into drama I have no context on
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Tesla gonna blow up all the cars so that people have to buy teslas to get to work.
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This is a good idea I’ll do it you guys like videos about replying to other people I do that a lot
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I think I am too but cishet sounds like it cold also be a Pharoh so if it’s that I am not that
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You can use a big rock just don’t get your junk with the rock that hurts a lot
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My wife is real antagonistic with my girlfriend
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Well if we’re gonna do the critical thinking thing are we supposed to believe his ear healed in in just a few days with no scarring when he sported the same bruise on his hand unhealed for almost 2 months?
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If I can silently crop dust the entire Wegmans I think I’ll be ok squeezing out SBDs in the post apocalypse
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Man that lady is gonna buy so much meth, watch out for that announcement.
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right down the shelf from Heloooo Nurse Soda
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this is the worst god damn meme I have ever seen
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Jay, your cunning strategy of supporting the same establishment that got its ass kicked out of EVERY SINGLE BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT is noted, now shut the fuck up.
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but what are people supposed to self hoist on?
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I found a loophole 👹
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He's like Trump's Dorian Grey painting, everything that should be happening to that fat old orange troll just rolls onto Bolsonaro instead
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me when I log back in a day later and theres 20 reply notifications from one psycho and all of them tagged for racism and intolerance
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Oh no if he discovers the whites group chat were cooked
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the fry guys?!
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Bill “backshot” ackman
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Christians be like “people will stop talking about him if we kill him”
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"Im pretty fuckin far from OK"
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met in phonetic Americanized english would be spelled may, bro is from Brooklyn he knows where the Ys would go.
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If the Midwest disappeared tomorrow…
End of skeet
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Isn’t he a pasty white Weeb from the UK?
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It did a single Kegel
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Not even their property, just shit stolen off google images. they’re bloodthirsty but also too dumb and broke to even have the instruments they’re threatening people with. Straight up “if I had my financial shit together I’d shoot you in This fantasy scenario”
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Yeah, the Dead…. Sea! Tuna’d not see that punchline commin baby
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You gotta get one of the half fish ones