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Basically everyone else out was still in winter coats and here I am like

Had a dream where I was in a college course with Gal Gadot and I called her a “murderous IDF soldier cunt” and then got suspended… AND I’D DO IT AGAIN

MAYHEM is very much not what I expected after the two lead singles. I still enjoy it a lot but I feel a little catfished. Also was “How Bad Do U Want Me” produced by Antonoff? It sounds like a Taylor Swift song sung by Gaga.

Bills hit earlier and harder than expected so if anyone wants to donate to the “Make Sure Jacob Doesn’t Overdraft in the Next 10 Days” fund hit me up for the Venmo lmao

just to clarify for the zillionth time: the reason that "the democrats" are not standing up in any significant way for trans people while the republicans try to kill us is because they also hate us and want us to die!

✨I hope he and everyone around him dies a fast and excruciatingly painful death✨

I could really go for a borger and a facial right about now

Mikey was incredible but Demi deserveeeddd 🥲

Names and faces of the people wrecking our government in the cause of DOGE www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

I so pale

✨Went to my first card show today✨

✨Eating a gummy and baking the Dolly Parton Banana Cake Mix✨

*Insert ‘Am I better than everyone?’ meme*

I really need to get back to going to the gym 😬

Renate Reinsve the woman that you are ❤️ #LastFourWatched

They’re not even trying to hide it. It’s right out in the open. What’s even the point of saying “this is corruption”? They know it is, and they know that everyone will say it is. But no one will stop it from happening, so who cares what anyone says?

I didn’t sign up for Cowboy Carter pre-sale cause I’m poor but then my tax return came back (still poor just less poor)

Finally watched Kendrick’s performance which was incredibly political but veiled as much as possible to get past censors. The shitty part is that republicans/the right don’t have enough critical thinking skills to see it. Still a dope performance. rip to drake too.

Go birds you rotted as maga loving racist ass other team

I hope his elevator crashes down and explodes today ✨

Demi Moore is still my personal best actress pic but holy fuck Fernanda Torres is INCREDIBLE and I’ll be happy if she wins too!

I take back all the good things I’ve ever said about Cara Maria. She deserves every verbal beating she ever got from Laurel. Also, there is no LGB without the T you stupid feather haired bitch

Im not rooting for any team at the Super Bowl I’m rooting for any fans named Luigi at the Super Bowl.

Repost with a pic (oldie cause I don’t have any recent pics where I look good) + your age 3️⃣1️⃣

We live in hell LMAO

If you’re using Trumps current actions to attack Rashida Tlaib for criticizing the democrats complacency AND direct funding of Israel during the election your activism was ALWAYS performative. Also, Dearborn wouldn’t have made Kamala win so stop punching down to make yourself feel better.

Want a secret horror movie hidden in a saccharine sweet Wes Anderson color palette “love story”? Look no further than ‘Le Bonheur’ Holy hell this movie is incredible with shots so beautiful they had me side tracked in admiration in the middle of screaming “FUCK MEN!” and “THE GALL!?!” #Filmsky

Wonder how much longer I’ll have a job since they’re cutting dept of ed 😢

I’m real sick of everyone being like “it would be blatantly illegal and unconstitutional” and then it happens and people are “there’s nothing we can do 🤷” Our elected officials have abandoned us (not that they were ever for us)

Elon should **** *******