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Now, if Donald Trump had been sent to Vietnam, there is indeed a chance that he might have been killed in battle. But there is also a chance there could have been negative consequences

The fledgling folk duo of Simon and Dreamweasel was far less successful than some of his other musical ventures

Sing a song of sixpence, Here’s a fresh re-make: Couple hundred angry bees Inside a cake When the cake is opened The bees will start to sting Won’t that be a dandy way To show Trump’s not a king? 🎵

TEN LESSONS LEARNED FROM THE FAILURE OF DONALD TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY PARADE 10. This is what happens when you purge the Armed Forces of LGBT people 9. Threatening authoritarian control over multiple U.S. cities is probably not the most effective way to win friends

If there was any rioting & looting at Saturday’s protests, I guarantee we’d have heard about it

“Nuking Gaza would be a terrible idea because the fallout might drift into Israel and kill some actual people” is a sobering representation of the conservative Overton Window

This is a very good thread. ⬇️

It's pretty telling that the second part of the "Mamdani is a danger to Jewish new yorkers" pitch is always "so vote for sexual harasser shitbag Italian Catholic Andrew Cuomo" and not "so vote for Jewish Progressive Brad Lander"

Trump’s birthday parade may not have lived up to his expectations, but at least he got to spend Father’s Day surrounded by his loving family

The moral of the story is that when the percentage of the country that actively wishes you were dead reaches double digits it is probably a bad time to throw yourself a birthday parade

A SUMMARY OF JUNE 14 TRUMP: Let’s hold a military parade for my birthday ENTIRETY OF COUNTRY: Fuck off NYT: The country is clearly divided

I really think Noem’s plans to “liberate” California from its democratically elected government with military force should not have gotten lost in the news cycle but that appears to be exactly what is happening

#NoKings Troy, Michigan Let’s do this.

I see that the People Who Don’t Get Satire have logged on

Sounds good to me

Please note that Trump has not explicitly condoned or condemned the Israeli first strike into Iran, which almost surely means that he will claim credit for the attack if it goes well or wash his hands of the whole thing if it goes to hell

The phrase “Israel’s right to defend itself” has been so thoroughly ingrained in the public consciousness that many will see nothing unusual about using this phrase as a justification for Israel launching a first strike on Iran. This is more commonly known as an “attack.”

MAGA 2024: You liberals sound hysterical when you say Trump will behave like a dictator MAGA 2025:

my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not

I’d like to know who among us has been clamoring for driverless cars as an urgent solution to modern American problems. Who besides their investors & CEOs & inventors, that is.

Can’t wait for the installation of “Traditional” Water Fountains