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Trump’s birthday parade may not have lived up to his expectations, but at least he got to spend Father’s Day surrounded by his loving family

The moral of the story is that when the percentage of the country that actively wishes you were dead reaches double digits it is probably a bad time to throw yourself a birthday parade

A SUMMARY OF JUNE 14 TRUMP: Let’s hold a military parade for my birthday ENTIRETY OF COUNTRY: Fuck off NYT: The country is clearly divided

I really think Noem’s plans to “liberate” California from its democratically elected government with military force should not have gotten lost in the news cycle but that appears to be exactly what is happening

#NoKings Troy, Michigan Let’s do this.

I see that the People Who Don’t Get Satire have logged on

Sounds good to me

Please note that Trump has not explicitly condoned or condemned the Israeli first strike into Iran, which almost surely means that he will claim credit for the attack if it goes well or wash his hands of the whole thing if it goes to hell

The phrase “Israel’s right to defend itself” has been so thoroughly ingrained in the public consciousness that many will see nothing unusual about using this phrase as a justification for Israel launching a first strike on Iran. This is more commonly known as an “attack.”

MAGA 2024: You liberals sound hysterical when you say Trump will behave like a dictator MAGA 2025:

my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not

I’d like to know who among us has been clamoring for driverless cars as an urgent solution to modern American problems. Who besides their investors & CEOs & inventors, that is.

Can’t wait for the installation of “Traditional” Water Fountains

FOX: Can you please explain the incident at yesterday’s press conference? NOEM: Of course. Senator Alex Padilla was rioting and looting in the White House press room, and had to be forcibly restrained for everyone’s safety FOX: I knew it

Sly Stone and Brian Wilson - two 82-year-old musical visionaries whose careers both suffered due to their respective battles with crippling mental illness. And they died two days apart.

“You don’t ask Michael Myers to please stop stabbing you.”

DEMOCRATS: THEY’D RATHER ASSAULT YOU AND HANDCUFF YOU INSTEAD OF ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS! ARE WE READY TO MOVE ON TO PLAN B YET?

Donald Trump is the enemy of dissent. He is the enemy of free speech and of due process. Nobody who claims to believe in American values has any business supporting Trump.

Trump’s goons just threw Senator Padilla to the ground and handcuffed him, but the SDNY wasn’t allowed to sentence Trump for his 34 felony convictions