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Food and Portrait Photographer 🍉🌻🌮🐻‍❄️🍁 We must operate on all levels simultaneously. 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁 I may appear human, but I’m actually just three coping mechanisms in a trench coat. (I’m in Nor Cal, but not the Beyeria)

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Flashback, 2023-OCT One of the photos rejected by Scruff moderators because they decided it was altered. I’m done bringing chess pieces to a checkers match.

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You can’t spin dryer lint into yarn. But you could probably make paper clay. 🎨👨‍🎨

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Trump requiring Americans present a $165 passport to vote isn't a poll tax. It's a Democracy Tariff.

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The 50mm lens is so tight, you can’t even see the magnolia behind me.

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The 🐘 never forgets. The mascot of MAGA is Dori 🐠

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I gotta move. There’s about 5 cars where I’m always involuntary conscious of their departures and arrivals. Two among them are startling when they ignite. And I’m always on alert for precursors to the explosive shockwaves. It’s a coping mechanism in itself.

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New vocab: 𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈

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I think my mental crisis level has been a 5 since the inauguration. Today is kind of an 8. And I can tell because I almost touch-screened my non-touch screen.

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Dog-whistle image.

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I made nice food. But I’m not enjoying it because I’m distracted by thoughts and feelings.

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Television, and especially Sit-Coms, taught us that a regional or class-based accent is a personality trait. It is considered charismatic to be from somewhere else, or to have a blue-collar job. “Hey, it’s the Italian-American delivery guy, from Chicago!”

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Daikon, carrots, green beans

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What do we actually know about vagus nerve, versus just a trendy keyword for yoga-type people? I have no background on this as a barometer to sort pseudoscience wellness. And I need to try some therapy.

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I think it’s kind of an East-Coast thing where people will forage for morels. While L.A. people are taught, “Never eat ANY kind of wild mushroom. You will kill your entire family and EVERYONE you know!” [only slightly tangentially related] I’ve never tasted a morel. youtu.be/ZTtZ12XtQpg

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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

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Y’all need to come over for pictures. I can’t just shoot myself.

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We call ourselves an advanced technology. And yet, I am constantly required to wipe the eyebrow grease from my lenses.

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Nope, it daikon radish. Mooli ki sabzi

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The message is clear: - Do not document. No evidence. - Have a bondsman and a lawyer on standby. - Wear your medical ID bracelet. - Do not attend unless you’re prepared to endure being run down by a cybertruck. This is only for hardcore Anrifa ninjas.

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