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the monologue was bad sure but I thought the rest of gillis' latest snl ep was great. People need to chill on Gillis. The guy's schtick isn't for everyone-- and isn't always even for me-- but there's a subset of the blue collar south (read southern progressives, not maga) that he really appeals to.

If you include a waterfall in your game then there must be some sort of treasure behind it, if there isn't then it's bad game design

I hope Flow wins best animated feature. 3.7 million dollar budget vs Inside Out's 200 million dollar budget.

Severance is operating on an entire different level than the rest of tv right now

One of the most difficult things about all this is…life goes on. Democracy is crumbling but, I am still job hunting. Democracy is crumbling but, I have to sort daycare. Democracy is crumbling but, I need to clean my car. Democracy is crumbling but, the floor needs mopping.

Deleted all meta apps from my phone a few days ago. Battery life has improved, I get half as many useless distracting notifications, and have felt zero desire to re-download. If it weren't for how much I like my quest 3, it's the one big tech company I feel like I can easily cut out with no regrets.

I don't mean to sound reactionary but how is this continuing to happen?? The French beheaded people for less than what's been done in like 3 months here.

Me: idk, I feel like the Samuel L. Jackson bits were maybe too heavyhanded, we don’t need the subtext spelled out for us, the audience is smarter than that Me after reading several insane takes about the halftime show: I think maybe the Samuel L. Jackson bits were not heavyhanded enough

As a person living in middle Tennessee the day after the super bowl, I can say that I have not had a single interaction with anyone today that hasn't somehow included the other person saying "that halftime show sucked". Being here is like living in an alternate reality sometimes.

Brady calling out the refs 3 minutes in immediately followed by an incredible Dunkin ad featuring both afflecks and belichick. Boston dominating the meta game thus far.

I feel the chiefs winning again is somehow a W for some of the worst people in America but also I can't in good conscience wish happiness upon the city of Philadelphia so I guess what I'm saying is this game sucks so badly and it hasn't even started yet.

Valve once again continuing their legacy of being the only good company in the world

Mavs basically saying that Luka Doncic is Slovenian Allen Iverson and they want off the ride before the TGI Fridays catches up with him.

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

if I ever had a boss that did something like this I would 100% do it. I would stop using pronouns of all kinds at all times, actually. I would be fired within 36 hours but it'd be the funniest 36 hours of my year.

Rolling back every climate change protection while pushing to acquire Greenland for natural resources (while for sure Captain Planet villain behavior) seems like a thinly veiled attempt to pump real estate values with the promise of improving the weather and I'm not even sure if I'm kidding lol

Emilia Pérez feels a bit like a fake movie from Tropic Thunder

The academy awards are confusing to me because as a certified Movie Watcher™ I can confidently say that if Denis Villeneuve has made a film in a given year there's like a 95% chance it was the best thing released that year and the man has somehow still won zero total academy awards.

There are two kinds of people. The kind that don't like david lynch movies because they don't make sense and the kind that fucking love david lynch movies because they don't make sense

I don’t want to play video games against strangers online. I want to play against The Computer or, occasionally, another human being in the same room as me

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

Today marks the beginning of Valve doing to Microsoft in PC gaming what Google did [also to Microsoft via Windows Phone] with Android but they're in a drastically better position than Google was at the time of each entering their respective markets.

"Rarely in my nearly 40-year career as a journalist have I felt the target on my back as continuously and intensely as I have in the last 15 months."

Just a reminder that anyone who says “building a PC is super easy, it’s just like building Lego” is a liar and going to hell

family gathering got me sitting autistic in the corner googling noise cancelling headphones

cliche yearly Xmas movies ranked: 1) white Christmas 2) miracle on 34th Street 3) home alone 4) elf 5) how the Grinch stole Christmas (2000) (this movie rules. Sue me.) ... 236) a Christmas story ... ... ... 874) love actually