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Our next patient is waiting! A parody account " " Faust Jr - - Fanny https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vE-tSpG4_kE0n8qn7c0QZIiYUpdoS8sa
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-Actually, I'm Fanny!-

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-The Fanny mindset is one that can't be beaten-

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-I just figured a nice person can help make another nice person-

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-Decided to pay a visit to my old stomping grounds- -The place hasn't changed a bit!-

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Ah, lovely

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I....I don't think that's what I meant

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-Weeeeell I try my best-

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Greetings, patients It's another beautiful day, and with it, comes new possibilities There's no telling what the world holds in store for you today. The only way to know is to go and find out

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-R-Really?-

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-I try!-

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-True- -He's a big help to everyone!-

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-Really?- -Well that's real nice of you!-

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-Well, it could help with keeping people safe-

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-Yeah! Besides, looking scary might not be too bad-

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-B-But you're acting pretty nice!-

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-Eh, you still look pretty terrifying-

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-Well, based on the stories, you sounded kinda like an unstoppable killing machine-

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-I don't know if bad is the world I would use- -More like uncontrollable-

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-Wow, I never would've expected that from you-

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-You do??????- *She's missed out on a lot of details*

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-It kinda is!- -I'm sorta surprised you didn't cut me down or something-

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-Thank you very much!-

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-NOW we're talking!-

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-Hmmmm, it might be smarter if I pass- -Getting drunk puts me at risk of losing control of my magic-

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-.....Thank you???-

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-Don't worry!- -Was never planning on it!-

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-Oh yeeeeeeeeah- -I guess they are kinda similar- -Makes me even more confused how he's never heard about him before- *She's stupid*

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-.....Dr. Baldhead isn't weird, Miss-

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-Oh, I'm just looking for people to help!- -After a ton of searching, I got the idea that if I can't find Dr. Baldhead the traditional way, I'll just have to find him a different way- -He lived for helping people, so chances are if I keep showing up where people need help, I'll run into him!-

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-Oh heeeeeey! I know you!- -You're that lady who was hanging around Zepp while I was searching for clues on Baldhead!-

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-I have been practicing whenever I have the time!- -My boss says there's a whole world of possibilities with magic like this, so I like seeing just all of what I can do!-

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-Well Teeeeechnically it's something else- -My boss always goes on big lectures on how this stuff works, but yeah, it's basically just cartoon powers-

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-....Welp, might as well give it a shot- *She'd stick her thumb in her mouth to cartoonishly blow it up to a comically large size* -One punch, coming at ya!- *She'd cartoonishly wind up her fist before delivering a powerful swing*

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-Then I've got absolutely no idea-

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-You afraid of needles?-

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-.....How do I keep stumbling across so many gods?????-

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-Nuh-Uh- -I've seen the medical records- -He freaks out when he sees those-

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-Weeeeeeell I guess you could say that, Random Stranger- -Why do you ask?-

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-Naaaaaah- -Once he sees that I'm carrying his greatest fear, he'll immediately run away!-

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-Yeeeeeees?-

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