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Our next patient is waiting! A parody account " " Faust Jr - - Fanny https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vE-tSpG4_kE0n8qn7c0QZIiYUpdoS8sa

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Y'know patients, out of the three of us, the one person I'd never want to anger is Fanny Jr is easy to anger, nothing insane will happen Me getting angry is bad, but not a nightmare Fanny on the other hand, if you somehow got her genuinely mad, I'd run for my life

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-Welcome to the Fanny celebration corner- -Where I congratulate you on all the hard work you've done today that you don't get appreciated for- -Now go on, tell me all that you did today so I can make you feel valued, because you are!-

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I can rock every outfit!

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-Hehe! You really have changed a lot!-

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-Yeah, I guess it is-

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Admit it, we both know I'm rocking it, dear patient

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-Huh, that's actually a pretty nice way to look at it-

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-Well that would explain why people keep saying it-

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-Why does everyone always say that-

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-I mean, that's absolutely correct-

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-Hmph!-

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-No fair! I can't reach your head!-

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-Hey!-

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-Maybe?????-

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-........-

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-Uhhhhhh, Big chest-

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-Heeeeeeeey-

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-Actually, I'm Fanny!-

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-The Fanny mindset is one that can't be beaten-

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-I just figured a nice person can help make another nice person-

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-Decided to pay a visit to my old stomping grounds- -The place hasn't changed a bit!-

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Ah, lovely

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I....I don't think that's what I meant

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-Weeeeell I try my best-

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Greetings, patients It's another beautiful day, and with it, comes new possibilities There's no telling what the world holds in store for you today. The only way to know is to go and find out

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-R-Really?-

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-I try!-

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-True- -He's a big help to everyone!-

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-Really?- -Well that's real nice of you!-

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-Well, it could help with keeping people safe-

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-Yeah! Besides, looking scary might not be too bad-

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-B-But you're acting pretty nice!-

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-Eh, you still look pretty terrifying-

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Y'know patients, out of the three of us, the one person I'd never want to anger is Fanny Jr is easy to anger, nothing insane will happen Me getting angry is bad, but not a nightmare Fanny on the other hand, if you somehow got her genuinely mad, I'd run for my life

-Welcome to the Fanny celebration corner- -Where I congratulate you on all the hard work you've done today that you don't get appreciated for- -Now go on, tell me all that you did today so I can make you feel valued, because you are!-

I can rock every outfit!

-Hehe! You really have changed a lot!-

-Yeah, I guess it is-

Admit it, we both know I'm rocking it, dear patient

-Huh, that's actually a pretty nice way to look at it-

-Well that would explain why people keep saying it-

-Why does everyone always say that-

-I mean, that's absolutely correct-

-Hmph!-

-No fair! I can't reach your head!-

-Hey!-

-Maybe?????-

-........-

-Uhhhhhh, Big chest-

-Heeeeeeeey-

-Actually, I'm Fanny!-

-The Fanny mindset is one that can't be beaten-

-I just figured a nice person can help make another nice person-

-Decided to pay a visit to my old stomping grounds- -The place hasn't changed a bit!-

Ah, lovely

I....I don't think that's what I meant

-Weeeeell I try my best-

Greetings, patients It's another beautiful day, and with it, comes new possibilities There's no telling what the world holds in store for you today. The only way to know is to go and find out

-R-Really?-

-I try!-

-True- -He's a big help to everyone!-

-Really?- -Well that's real nice of you!-

-Well, it could help with keeping people safe-

-Yeah! Besides, looking scary might not be too bad-

-B-But you're acting pretty nice!-

-Eh, you still look pretty terrifying-

-Well, based on the stories, you sounded kinda like an unstoppable killing machine-

-I don't know if bad is the world I would use- -More like uncontrollable-

-Wow, I never would've expected that from you-

-You do??????- She's missed out on a lot of details