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Misanthrope and taker of long baths by day, loping the moors by night. Obsessed with the 90s, John Carpenter, and screaming into various voids. He/him
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"What did you do while government was being dismantled and our rights were being taken away by fascists?" "I photoshopped JD Vance's head!" I can't be on Bluesky because it makes feel utterly hopeless for the future. Peace.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

If their reelection campaign is more important than your rights, they are more than not just your ally. They are the enemy. The Democrats cannot be our dog in any fight. They are not on our side. They are not on our side.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

if you start to cry try to push the tears up onto your forehead so it looks like you're sweating

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Jeff Bezos appears to be having a midlife crisis at Dan Flashes.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Haven't been around much on BlueSky because honestly, the takes are so bad that if I scroll more than a couple of minutes I start screaming and clawing at my face. I can't bear to watch.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Spending these next few months learning how to live in the forest, because holy shit.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I put the people who spend time coming up with crap nicknames for their political enemies in one group, regardless of affiliation. If you don't take this shit seriously, I don't take you seriously.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Bored at work. Ask 'em if you've got 'em.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

If the Republicans are the Nazis then the Democrats are the "Good Americans," and we need a resistance party, not one whose entire platform is meek capitulation.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Tech bros realizing someone else has just created a less shitty version of their proudest creation for a fraction of the cost and made it available to everyone is my love language.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Can we stop calling Democrats progressives? What are they progressing?

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Democrats behave the way Democrats have behaved for fifty years and you're surprised.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

If you've ever wondered what being doomed feels like, imagine wanting a revolution and instead getting endless reposts of a cropped Facebook meme with laughing emojis that says Elon is mad about people calling Teslas swasticars.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

When the satirical website has more integrity than literally all of our media. Not just the mainstream, fucking ALL of them. Tim, you should go legit. People fucking TRUST The Onion more than CNN.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Somehow, Palpatine returned.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

If you're so inclined, you can ask me weird shit here, too.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Can anyone recommend a feed that's like Discover but not a festering shitpile?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

If you expose people to offensive imagery often enough, they become desensitized to it. Eventually, it becomes normalized. Could it be that social media contributes to this phenomenon in some esoteric and difficult to understand manner? We may never know. *Mysterious music*

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Grifters all the way down. They're all in the same ecosystem, and they're all complicit. Clicks uber alles.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Social media makes me think that being a part of any resistance in this country is like being on Spaceball One. Shitshow in the oval office, clownshow on the streets. We're so fucked.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Got two pour-overs and a lemon scone

submitted 41 days ago • 127 comments

Please remember all the politicians and companies and media sources that couldn't wait to bend over and spread for this administration when the next election cycle comes around. They are not on our side and they never have been.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Meanwhile, the cost of groceries and mortgages and rent and utilities will continue to go up and it will become ever harder to exist even as complicit media sources such as the one linked continue to tell us things are looking up. We have always been at war with Eurasia.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Today is my birthday!! Which means I get to ask you to reshare my art🖤 Please also feel free to share your art in the comments with what makes you happy about it! #art #illustration

submitted 46 days ago • 162 comments

I have a whole pile of these stickers and today they're making me sad but tomorrow they're really going to upset some people at the office.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Qualifying for the Champions League as Espanyol.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Time to delete the Discover feed as it's apparently based entirely on a word you negatively included on a post once and completely ignores all your other browsing habits on this platform. Fucking annoying.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, so the finale of Creature Commandos and the semi-finale of Silo were an excellent distraction from...uh...monstrous behavior and the impending apocalypse.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, I'm 45. I have a goddamn platoon of emotional support dead people.

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky had a unique humanity at the start. This morning I got on and the first thing I saw was a much-followed user shitposting about people dying and sycophants laughing away in the comments. You know, like the MAGA shits do. Time to take a break, I think. Peace.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Follaback Girl.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Me reading the regurgitated bile of the ten thousandth "Do I have to have seen Nosferaone to enjoy Nosferatu? Teehee" post.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I'm not sure if I am scrolling multiple posts from the same novelty account or if that's just the timeline now.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite seasonal watch is 2003 classic The Tits That Saved XXXMas, starring Chloe Dior.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

For Christmas this year, I accidentally freaked out hundreds of people on Threads with my erroneous belief that Carol Kane was dead.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

It is difficult to explain the joy this brings me.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine needing proof Matt Gaetz is slime. He is the proof. He's right there. Fucking look at him. Slime.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Is Dune Prophecy just about dick? I have never seen so much phallic imagery in a single piece of media.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments