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become ungovernable

submitted 4 days ago • 28 comments

Still thinking about Him

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

This fucker would get ejected out of a mass grave for ruining the vibe

submitted 9 days ago • 351 comments

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

I'm with Kelly here: deeply interested in leftism as a political project but have no interest whatsoever in leftism as a subculture. the stakes of leaving this behind are hopefully clearer by the day

submitted 10 days ago • 120 comments

I don’t want to know when my food is “best by.” I want to know at which point eating it will kill me

submitted 9 days ago • 315 comments

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

submitted 10 days ago • 310 comments

Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money Crypto in 2025:

submitted 12 days ago • 149 comments

he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

submitted 12 days ago • 141 comments

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

submitted 13 days ago • 455 comments

Always fun to see what a conversation has devolved into

submitted 13 days ago • 34 comments

I’m usually pretty good about sticking to a healthy diet unless I’m really sad or celebrating or bored or eating out or ordering in or if it’s the weekend or Monday or if there’s something stressful going on

submitted 15 days ago • 235 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

i’m the failed democracy i’m at the senator protest to save democracy i’m at the combination failed democracy senator protest to save democracy

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

My bikes got stolen but the worse part is it's because my dumb ass left the garage door open, so in addition to being out 2 bikes I also get to hate myself!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 59 comments

Scrolling Bluesky and becoming more depressed because Bluesky is good at accurately reporting the news and what is happening

submitted 19 days ago • 100 comments

“Actually it’s good that a bunch of teenagers are unilaterally firing thousands of government employees because they have ChatGPT” i can’t get over how unfathomably stupid the average SF venture capitalist is

submitted 19 days ago • 263 comments

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

submitted 20 days ago • 606 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 80 comments

[Barbarian swinging large spiked club down upon my skull] Me: 😏 Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

submitted 22 days ago • 1960 comments

people will speak about a game they played as a kid with the same reverence that they might a great song or novel, about how it engrossed them totally and completely. They may even tear up talking about it. and then you ask what game it was and it was Spongebob battle for bikini bottom

submitted 23 days ago • 159 comments

lmfao

submitted 23 days ago • 443 comments

president trump is bringing back american industry from those we offshored it to. for instance, we no longer need to rely on foreign nations to do our 9/11s

submitted 23 days ago • 14 comments