drrocketscience.bsky.social
a short stack of horny squirrels in trench coat
40+, as emotionally mature and available as the above implies 😂
1,020 posts
219 followers
84 following
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How’d I miss this one? FML
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lol
Roflmao
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I for one have never met a nice racist.
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Goodness
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🫶
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I wouldn’t want to distract you 😏
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Are we going day drinking?
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Good evening to you too
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That’s unfortunate
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Like right now right now?
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Yes ma’am 🫡
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The answer to any “you have to choose” or “you can only keep” meme is “no”
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Imma just close this app for a while I think 😳
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“…doesn’t throw anyone under the proverbial bus…” Except, of course, trans folks, but fk them, amirite?
You are not a serious person and should really just stfu
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Impressive how quickly you undermined the beginning of this post.
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*le sigh*
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Who let Suzanna use a computer?
Oh right, there is no Suzanna
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I finally got a minute free
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wow
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I saw this an hour after you posted it. 😂💀
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I’d say you could make it up to me but I’m not about to make my problems your problem
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I’m gathered. Now I suffer
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Today I am at work 🥺
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My my
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That does improve your options on how to spend your breaks.
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I’m a gentleman like that
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Thank fuck I’m not at work
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I’m all about positivity
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Miss ma’am
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🥵
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Oh
Dear
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Is now
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Wtf are you talking about?
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Hey-oh
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I don’t even have pizza money
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And I didn’t get you anything…
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Kass!!
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Oh…
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Oh, ok
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That's a manager's truck. That thing will never carry building materials. The guy driving it wears unfaded jeans , unscuffed boots, and a button down shirt. That guy only hire day workers he knows are undocumented, pays them subminimum wages, and complains about them the whole time. Fuck that guy
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I don’t understand how these are piña coladas but I can appreciate smash 2 (or 3) at a time.
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I feel like I should be concerned, but tbh that one scene in Ghostbusters (1984) ruined me.
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Is this Ceiling Cat??