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CHI ✊🏻🖖🏻🌈
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𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗔!
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Roddenberry’s Pax era overlaps neatly with Cochrane’s warp flight in 2063.
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They can either continue their perverse obsession with other people’s sex lives, or they can do what the rest of the world did—get over it. Either way, their opinion was never solicited.
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I respect the consistency.
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Thank you, sir! And they felt great—there’s just the right amount of weight in the glass, and the handle balances it perfectly.
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It keeps getting better (I legit giggle when the baby gays fear their 40s). And my bday was in March—the gift was backordered—but thank you, my good fellow! ❤️
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Xtina’s Dirrty?
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Please, I’m having way too much fun at 44. Besides, you knew me when I was much younger than 28. 😁
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I quote this line far more often than I should.
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Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl?
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The new bio certainly represents a choice. 😂
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Was it Aldebaran whiskey?
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Yeah, you're hammered.
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"Kirk is just as or more well-read than Picard."
I see you've been drinking tonight.
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Was I supposed to wait for summer to do those things? Uh oh.
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That explains the smell of bleach in the air.
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Hear, hear! Also, keep your pets away from her.
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Don’t make me put a blanket over your cage!
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Shhhhhhhh, sleep now. Kazoos can wait until morning.
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So. Down.
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My hero! ❤️
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I miss when we left some things to the imagination. 😂
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He’s got a mortgage to pay, after all.
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It is the fastest internet, after all.
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Just a little one, as a treat. You deserve it with everything happening around us.
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Tell that to Sherlock’s IBS.
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Watched this earlier!
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Shit, they can smell my weed all the way from California? [turns on Dyson]
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I love that you're playing with your food tonight. 😁
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This! The transparency is so much better in tvOS and on the Mac.
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The developer betas are extremely rough—iOS 26 is a mess right now (as you'll see in this screenshot). The new UI looks great on other Apple devices, though!
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This is true, but these are definitely alpha vibes, not beta. Liquid Glass looks fantastic on tvOS!
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Have you tried Scotch?
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I haven’t had a chance to play around with the new iPadOS yet! I did, however, see this iOS 26 post earlier today and immediately started imagining all the people Steve Jobs would’ve fired because of it.
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I’m old enough to remember when people hated the Aqua interface on OS X. 😁
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Don’t even get me started on the skeuomorphic hatred I still harbor for Scott Forstall and that design nonsense.
Oddly enough, the dev betas look great in tvOS and Tahoe—it’s just iOS that is 😬.
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Just remember that there has never been anything “false” about having hope!
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[begins long rant about Liquid Glass]
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I have a question for them—but I suspect Mariah Carey could ask it far more effectively than I ever could.
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JoJo Siwa looks terrible in that pic.
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