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Darkly amusing that every pencil-neck conservative chud decided the only way to not be gay is to avoid all women and anything to do with women and hyperfixate on gaining constant approval from their image of the ideal man, who appears to be a non-verbal emotionally stunted cowboy built like He-Man.

We are playing Dr Worm from Beast of Horns on Jimmy Kimmel on May 6, and touring the west coast immediately after! tmbg.com

New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day theonion.com/new-ice...

Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony — theonion.com/federal-regu...

The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

Let's do some math. Can you own a livable home - in a reasonably sized town or city in the continental USA, saving $65/wk for 5 years, with a $30k annual salary, including mortgage, taxes, and home insurance? With enough left over to satisfy living conditions in that town? Here we go:

Voters: This shit is massively unpopular, please someone do something. Democrats: If he drops below 35% we'll grow a spine. No, make it 25%....20% Republicans: (Twirls villain mustache while laughing) feckless losers!

The vibe that Dems are poll-tested cowards with no underlying principles will persist at least as long as they insist on maintaining that image themselves bsky.app/profile/murs...

maybe her bag is a terrorist and deserves to disappear with no way of getting it back

Hey Democrats, let's make this simple - per our legal system and historic norms: Innocent: Abrego Garcia Proven Guilty: Donald Trump

Black Mirror pitch: POTUS destroys democracy in 90 days. Everyone watches it happen on their phones. The opposition party leaders are 85 years old and post "Hey, stop" once a day. Toiletries are locked behind glass. An evil online bookstore sends Katy Perry into space for feminism. [fin]

Yell it from the mountains!

As someone directly affected by this, let me be clear: I'd rather lose my job because Harvard chose to fight than keep my job and see a generation of white supremacists parade its corpse around like a war trophy.

[removes lab goggles] gentlemen, we have done it: we have made the MOOC ten times as expensive as a regular college

Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.

Who did this?

Next up, the NIH plans a new, multimillion-dollar research program examining immaculate conception

whew

"I thought only other people would be hurt." - the epitaph on our national tombstone

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Chuck Schumer theonion.com/the-oni...

does anyone know of a middle grade or YA book that has an amazing first chapter—for a teen who’s longing to be grabbed by page/chapter 1? looking for recs that have “adventure and a live story,” but not super-genre-leaning fantasy or horror.

Lawrence is a great town! And deciphera is RIGHT across the street from Free State Brewery.

Nearly perfect summary. Folks should get in the streets while they still can. The French know what to do in these situations.

Dogs > People.

I really wish I could directly post gifs here that I have saved because I have a gif of a kid setting his own crotch on fire for no obvious reason and then having the fire stamped out by his friends and there's no better metaphor for what's happening in the US right now

Incredible 4Pi and pan-expansion imaging of the Golgi 👇

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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know