Now that Hegseth has added multiple breaches of the #Espionage act, endangering actual service members with his incompetence, I'm sure the troops will just RALLY around their fearless leader!1
Text me! Text me! I'll release all those texts. We deserve disclosure and the reason they put it on signal was so it couldn't be tracked.... But uh-oh 🤭
🤣 my teen and I were debating how either stupid the Mump regime is… or that they are doing it on purpose to distract us from what they’re really doing: EO for voter suppression, arresting/disappearing legal residents, giving way to much info to Putin, manipulating stocks/crypto.
MAGAts were all up in arms over Clinton’s private server, with info that COULD have been leaked, and now that top secret information that endangers thousands of lives has been leaked, they’re all pretending like nothing major has happened.
I used to really love your articles. They have brought me a lot of joy through the years. However, I really wish you would go back to writing satire instead of your recent change to hard news.
Chapter 3
An American Tale of corruption, greed, and hate
Getting ready to send it out to some publishers. I hope the book will reach the 54% of Americans who read at a 6th grade level in time for Christmas this year. Science should help the cause.
PH: "So here's the plan. You know how everyone is driving home from work and hungry because they haven't eaten around 5pm?"
MW: "Yeah"
PH: "That's when we bomb the hell out of them"
MW: "Yo, Brilliant 🫶🐂🔥"
PH: "theyll be 'ahhhhhhhhhh' this different than the last 20 time we got bombed."
MW: 🕺👑
Since the best way to disseminate something is to pretend to keep it secret, perhaps, someone thought that the best way to keep it secret was to disseminate it...
PYONGYANG—Stung by his omission from the Trump administration’s recent war-planning chat, Kim Jong Un demanded to be included in all such group chats in the future.
Calling his exclusion from the Houthi bombing chat “hurtful,” he said, “I shouldn’t have to read about it in The Atlantic.”
On second thought, if everyone starts changing their display names to Trump administration officials maybe we can invited to other group conversations! 😂
I think you're confused, the Trump administration is pro-Putin/Russia. We're posting memes about the administration being too stupid to realize there's an outsider in their group. Quite literally the opposite.
Lmao you can't be a real person. First off, the 12 is "following", not followers. And secondly, you think me using my real name is me impersonating a tv show host?
What a joke American White House and Trumo cabinet have become. US allies are laughing and shivered by this incompetence that is endangering anyone who shares intelligence with the US.
And we still don't have cheaper eggs, galsoline of 50% cheaper electricity.
I mean I would keep my kid out of a group chat with Pete "DUI Hire" Hegseth for completely separate reasons than being a material witness to war crimes but whatever.
Teen girl: Who’s this idiot that smells like booze and has all these White Aryan Brotherhood tattoos? He looks that schmuck on Fox News? Wait a minute…
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Must be inflation.
Who will?
And that was just for being an alcoholic far-right predator with zero management experience.
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/hegseths-rough-start-pentagon-chief-faces-protest-us-base-abroad-rcna191828
Thread: https://bsky.app/profile/idiokratie.bsky.social/post/3ljxag4z5u425
Trump - "but I love him!"
https://youtu.be/sqIocs8FWCs
An American Tale of corruption, greed, and hate
Getting ready to send it out to some publishers. I hope the book will reach the 54% of Americans who read at a 6th grade level in time for Christmas this year. Science should help the cause.
MW: "Yeah"
PH: "That's when we bomb the hell out of them"
MW: "Yo, Brilliant 🫶🐂🔥"
PH: "theyll be 'ahhhhhhhhhh' this different than the last 20 time we got bombed."
MW: 🕺👑
Needle. Threaded.
Tulsi was supposed to be the ultimate protector of sensitive info that should not fall into enemies hands. Everyone who's involved must be fired! 🤬
https://aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/trump-administrations-ultimate-spy
https://aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/trump-administrations-ultimate-spy
Was kinda hoping for an extra meta helping of dumb
https://bsky.app/profile/mogisbound.bsky.social/post/3llcby7jxck2b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c-vn5zTDqo
Calling his exclusion from the Houthi bombing chat “hurtful,” he said, “I shouldn’t have to read about it in The Atlantic.”
(New phone, who is this?)
And we still don't have cheaper eggs, galsoline of 50% cheaper electricity.
Matt Gaetz
JD Vance (If you are a young sofa)
https://bsky.app/profile/usatoday.com/post/3llabdqd3m22f
Keep on onioning.