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We're getting Avengers: Doomsday before GTA6 and that is so extremely funny to think about.

Ben Stiller just smiled at me.

I'm not sure how many demoralizing weeks I've got left in me.

How It Started / How It's Going

a huge shoutout to jordan myrick and demi adejuyigbe for being SO funny that i could instead focus on what i'm uniquely gifted at: committing human rights violations

I fear that this new Julien Baker & Torres album may be confirmation that I am now and have always been a lesbian. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kY...

Wake up to the sound of rain. Look out the window and see rain. Check multiple weather apps: “no rain.” Is my phone gaslighting me?

Hot cha, "Medicine For Horses" off the new Viagra Boys album sure is something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDKG...

I'm going through user-made tilesets for an old DOS mahjong solitaire game and I found what's possibly the most evil one

⭐What'll you have?

I would die for them.

Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion III is good times so far.

you: mayday loves ify me, an intellectual: mayday loves the wheel backstage

This week’s episode of The Studio is a solid reminder that: 1. The American healthcare system sucks 2. Romance is futile

Today we celebrate Him

Sinners (2025, Dir. Ryan Coogler)

Today is the only day for a while you can post this

Parkrun isn’t competitive! Parkrun involves no changing rooms! Anyone can do parkrun! What the actual fuck are these people on about

I am not going to let AI take em dashes away from me

Kirby aesthetic picnic.

The only thing this country is in 100% agreement on right now is fuck this guy.

New AMAZING interview with Masaya Matsuura, founder of NanaOn-Sha and creator of many classic rhythm games, including Vib-Ribbon. Please give it a read!

This next Kilo Kish EP is going to be an all-time classic. Three tracks in a row, all killers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=srRB...

That's right! We made a little game for the Playdate as part of their Season 2 bundle! Check out the video to see me chat about our game, Fulcrum Defender! Also here's a dumb ad I made.

Yeah I like Ubisoft Ube Soft serve

Absolutely wild that Nintendo released this image of Baby Peach for Mario Kart World. Where was she on January 6th? I knew she was a blonde-haired blue-eyed monarch, but this is still surprising.

Twelve brand-new original games (plus maybe a surprise or two) for half the price of Mario Kart World, not counting the expensive new console just to play Mario Kart World.

I made a video game meme

It’s worth noting that JK Rowling is not only funding meritless legal challenges against trans people until they can appeal up to the court that will back them, she openly gloats about how this is where her money is going. This is what the Harry Potter TV show is bankrolling.

Shout out to the light rail driver who got on the intercom to shout out the dope sunset

Scientists have yet to find evidence that any human being has ever finished a salad.

I googled "houses that look surprised" and I'm glad I did.

So far my mascots in Promise Mascot Agency are a permanently crying block of tofu, a horny cat made of yam and covered in mysterious paste that is passionate about uncensored adult video, and a Featureless Green Goth. Game of the Year

I went to urgent care and they told me to come back in two hours. One of us doesn’t know what the word “urgent” means and it honestly might be me, I did hit my head pretty hard.

The car in front of me at the car wash has their sunroof open and I really hope they don’t notice until it’s too late.

Hello!! 👋 Join us for our next Playdate Update, diving deep into everything you need to know about Season Two! 📅 Premieres Thurs., April 17 @ 10 AM PT ➡️ live.panic.com

Sometimes I think about how, if Nintendo had just released Mother 3 in the West, we might have never had to suffer through Undertale fandom at all.

There has never been a more exciting time to witness the downfall of Western civilization.

WHY is sugar the ONLY good thing?!?

me, emailing Nintendo all week: can you comment on pricing, backward compatibility, pricing, tariffs, pre-orders, family NSO memberships, pricing) me, emailing Nintendo today: hi, so about Cow www.ign.com/articles/yes...

everything is incredibly stupid right now (despairing), but at least everything is incredibly stupid right now (cackling)

It's called "Mario Kart World" because the rest of the world except for the U.S. will get to enjoy it.