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dsm5.bsky.social
she/they 23 proud renter of the last affordable apartment in canada
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at least i got to see vlad jr get a boner after being hit on the ass with a baseball

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

boss told me to my face completely emotionless that he's not giving my job back he promised he would keep for me 2 weeks before my ei ends and i'm supposed to go back :) hope something tremendously awful happens to him. he cried when i told him why i had to step away, he told me he hopes i come back

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

guys night NO BOYS ALLOWED

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

happy birthday sonic "millennial" the hedgehog

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

being drunk is so awesome! i get alcoholics

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

there is no reason to remaster albums made after windows computers, you just don't have to.

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submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

love when an Alternative Rock band has 5+ members and one of them looks like a girl like what are half of you doing and do you kiss the girly one

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

(2013) TheFatRat - Dancing Naked

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

not coming home would be the second best maroon 5 song if they didn't pretend it was a live performance for literally no reason

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

fuck you adam levine

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

(twenty one pilots voice) i think that immigrants are ok 👍 but my taste in culture is YOUR FACE 🤪

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

very desperately need to wipe all clothing websites knowledge of me "hey remember 3 years ago when you bought all these size 6 pants" yeah man i fell off i get it im chubby now grow up who fucking cares no i don't want to explore different style i want those pants but twice as big SHUT UP

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

sorry for serious posting but i did my first big activity on my own since my surgery and i didn't Hurt and i didn't Bleed i'm basically f*ucking invincible

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

butterflies & hurricanes should be the intro to literally everything ever

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

it's nice to listen to music

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is both extremely mean and not mean enough. Should have been: Drake - Heart Pt. 6 Kanye - Heil Hitler Wayne - ok yeah that exact sound clip is the correct choice Eminem - something transphobic and AI-assisted off TDOSS

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

smoked weed so hard i threw up a full strand of lettuce

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month Fullbody Raffle !!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ Enter by rt this post, and that’s it! (If you like my artwork, follow for more!) 🏳️‍🌈 Raffle Ends at the end of the day June 20th 🏳️‍⚧️ Winning character must be lgbtq, this is a pride event!! (Note - I can draw humans also!!)

submitted 11 days ago • 67 comments

sucking my popsicle like a divorced dad eats ribs

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

fellas if you're not notemaxxing DAILY you're doing it wrong

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

i can't believe people my age played roblox and didn't get radicalized

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

i hope rivers cuomo gets to keep being mayor

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

@ptarmiglue.bsky.social

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

fable 3... what a video game i'll tell you that

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

i want to play blackjack i wanna fuck around and play blackjack at the Casino

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

can northernlion stop playing games i don't like it makes me really sad

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

the human body does not like it when you force what it perceives as a wound to reopen i can tell you that much! luckily i am listening to absolution by muse on cd right now

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

got my cd walkman fixed!! now i can finally walk around town and listen to absolution by muse

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments