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For those keeping track at home the Cardinals are 2-0 and the Blues are on a nine game winning streak

Opening Day is a big deal in baseball because every single World Series winner has won on opening day. Lose today and you’re effectively eliminated already.

Yes, if I could go back in time I’d kill baby Hitler, also on my way back to present time I’d stop by yesterday and save Juju’s ACL

Vance: Oh my God. Did you see trump’s hat? Hegseth: Oh fuck. Haha. Vance: He looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe. Hegseth: What the hell even is it? Vance: it’s a fedora with safari flaps in the back. Hegseth: Holy shit! He looks so fucking stupid. Talk later. I’ll take care of that thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Fun fact: someone from St. Louis has won R&B Artist of the Year three years in a row

In honor of the tradition of wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day all WNBA players should request a trade to the Storm

Happy 314 Day St. Louis people

At one point during the Mary J show last night they danced to the mustard part of TV Off, it was all of ten seconds and unnecessary and absolutely amazing I loved it

Happy 311 Day

Checking out the Cardinals in Jupiter, guys I think we might win the World Series

The thing about Luigi is I don’t think he did it and now that his trial has started it would be really funny if whoever did do it does it again

Idk why it’s impossible for people to be normal about A’ja Wilson anymore but hell yeah, Time Women of the Year!

I think my most boomer complaint about sports is teams have too many uniforms these days. I believe they should have one home uniform, one road uniform, and wear throwbacks a couple times a year. We don’t need all these alternative hats/jerseys.

If I were in the Super Bowl I would not win MVP because I don’t want to go to Disney Land. I would come in second in the MVP voting and go somewhere I wanna go.

Gabby Williams re-signs with the Storm, biggest sports story of the day ⛈️

Go birds 🦅

I’m against picketing but I don’t know how to show it

If someone said they hated my wife I would simply not say it’s an honor to play in front of them regardless of what their job is

I hate the Chiefs cuz I hate any dynasty but between Mahomes being MAGA and Kelce saying it’s an honor to play in front of the president no matter who it is I hope they fucking lose by 100

In all seriousness this is sad (cuz he survived)

A’ja Wilson gets her jersey retried, SZA wins best a Grammy for Best R&B Song and Doechii wins a Grammy for Best Rap Album…big day for some of my favorite celebs

I can’t believe LA got Kelsey Plum AND Luka

Nneka Ogwumike is coming back let’s gooooo ⛈️

What if we found a whole planet of alien octopuses? That would be cool.

Every day is a new day*! *to see what fresh new hell awaits us

My hope is that everyone who feels comfortable saying the r word stubs their toe every time they walk until they stop saying it

Always the white dog sitting on the brown dog

Goodbye Jewell Loyd, gonna be weird without you

Pete Carroll being the oldest coach in the NFL and still younger than our last two presidents

Yelling “let’s go girls” at the Blues cuz legally we’re all female now

Let’s go Blues!

Baseball hall of fame voters are wild, how could you possibly justify not voting for Ichiro?

Republicans love pretending to follow Jesus’ teachings but God forbid someone suggest they actually do it

Bad news for all those artists who played at his inauguration for “unity” I still fucking hate the right maybe more than ever

The horse is in the hospital again

I hope everyone who plays at trumps inauguration sprains an ankle

Skylar!!!!

Unrivaled basketball is gonna be so fun

RIP Harry Doyle

Happy to see the joy from Palestinians regarding the ceasefire. Upset they didn’t get this sooner. So much needless death.

In America you could get off scot free for leading an insurrection but get five years in prison for bootlegging a movie